Friday, September 30, 2005

A little bit of everything before I get back to work

If you emailed me between about 4:00 PM and 5:30 PM yesterday, I need you to email me again, as I had a minor workstation crash that I spent the better part of the evening recovering from. In other news, I’m getting pretty excited about my upcoming adventure a few weeks from now in iRP, where my little kobold is going to lead a band of adventurers to the northern Temple of Bianesse.  So far, the party looks like it’s going to contain the following assorted characters: a junkie Kei’Dyn (a catlike race – this one’s poison is catnip), a one-armed ameteur dwarven mage, a cross dressing Urdon, and possibly a female halfling troubadour, all led by my character, a 3’9” ninja kobold.  I’m not sure if this is going to be a comedy or a tragedy, but it will definately be one or the other. 

I’ll check with the GM and see if there’s any interested in just observing if I can give out the server info here on the blog.  If you’re interested in participating though, just head on over to the site.

The fabled Blip migration should be done by the end of the day.  We’re going to flip the DNS switch tonight, assuming all goes well.  Some podcasts may not be available for a short period of time, and we may have some weird outages for as many as three days, but it’s the weekend, and it’s typically a slightly lower traffic time for the site.  By Monday we’ll definately have all this straightened out (famous last words, yes, I know).  All this means is that I’m going to be harder to get a hold of this weekend than normal, but I do want you to report to my email any irregularities you experience, as I’ll be relying on you guys to tell me how the DNS propogates.

Michael Brown of FEMA and his Statements
I wonder how many of you read your homework last night like I told you to…  probably not many, and I don’t blame you.  That is one long winded opening statement.  There are, however, some passages from it that I’d like to point out to you that have been completely glossed over by the MSM, and to a large extent the blogging community (if only because no one broadcast the statement in its entirety except C-SPAN, and only then just the first time, no repeat).

There is this prevailing opinion of late that Michael Brown is part of some crony network, an old friend of the Bush family or something that got the job by being the friend of a drunken cokehead bound for presidency at the right place at the right time.  I think what the hearings and especially his opening statement shows is that this is not true at all.  Don’t get me wrong, there is examples of this in the Bush cabinet for instance, but the director of FEMA was qualified for his job, as it turns out.  This is simply an example of the press piling onto the wrong guy, and supressing the evidence of their mistake.

FCC blinks again on VoIP disconnects
For a second time, the FCC has postponed a deadline affecting VoIP providers that failed to get all of their customers to acknowledge 911 service limitations. Customers that hadn't responded to their providers' notifications faced termination of their service last Wednesday. The agency on Tuesday agreed to extend the deadline by another month, acknowledging the work many of the providers had already done to inform their customers of the limitations of 911 over VoIP. The original deadline set by the FCC was Aug. 29.

The FCC now says it won't begin enforcing the rule until Oct. 31. Many VoIP providers have already submitted reports, and the FCC has felt encouraged so far by the level of compliance. In a public notice, the FCC said that 21 companies had received notices of 100 percent compliance, and at least 32 others had heard back from more than 90 percent of their customers.

From the “Privacy is Dead, Get Over It” Department
Alberta1All over Canada, local police departments are making use of fake recycling bins to trap speeders in residential zones, according to numerous email reports we’ve been getting.  One rizznite sent photographic proof (ostensibly taken by a the local media) of police officers setting up one of these trashy speed-traps.

They basically use radar guns to track your speed, and if you exceed the limit, take your photograph. From the emails I’ve recieved, they appear to be in use in Alberta, as well as Calgary.  I used to think this type of stuff only happenned in Britian, but now it’s creeping into North America.  The United States is next.  Several cliched quotes Alberta2come to mind.  If we don’t say something about it, we’ll all have to drive the speed limit soon! According to my research, ones very much like these units have been used in South Australia and Germany as well. 

I’m of the opinion that our country’s personal transport system is oppressive enough.  Just by joining the driver’s club in most states, you waive several very important civil rights, subject yourself to the high cost of moving yourself around the distances that our advanced society requires, as well as risk being harassed routinely by whatever local yokel street beat cops you may be nearby to.  The United States (and I would imagine Canada as well) can’t afford too many more significant barriers to private transportation before it has a significant negative impact on the economy.

Alberta4Consider the cost of insurance, car maintainence, gas, and now guaranteed ten or so speeding tickets a year?  Think about it.  How often do you go 20 mph in a 15 mph or 40 mph in a 35 mph?  No matter how much negative reinforcement that goes to your pocketbook a year for minor infractions, a lot of us have a lead foot that gets away from us on occasion, no matter how hard we try.  The camera won’t care if you’re going 5 of 35 over the speed limit, and since these things are so cost effective, it won’t take long before they spread to 80% (or more) citywide coverage.  They’re cash machines for a city.  Think about it!

Fetuses found at Bogota Airport
In a very disgusting turn of events, Colombian police have found the bodies of three human foetuses hidden in statues destined for the United States. The discovery was made by officers searching for contraband at Bogota Airport on Tuesday.

The corpses were wrapped in plastic and concealed inside statues of Christian icons, which were smashed open. According to Colombian police chief Gen Jord Alirio Varon, the four- to five-month-old foetuses could have been intended for use in Satanic rituals. He said officials are trying to find out who sent the packages, which came from Barranquilla in Colombia and were destined for Miami in the US.

Of course, I’ve read by a lot of liberal bloggers who’ve blogged this that it was more likely they were on their way to be used for stem-cell research.  What these bloggers fail to recognize is that stem-cell research isn’t illegal, just not government funded.  There would be no reason for the dead babies to be smuggled in, as there is a ready supply in America of our own to use. Gen Varon said the foetuses were found alongside crucifixes and medals, which is what probably gave rise to the ritualistic angle.

RICR #2: The Next Generation
It’s Friday again, so this must be the Rizznite Inner Circle Roundup.  Of course the really big news is that Smokehouse got a smokin’ hot chick to DJ on Rant by the name of Soccergirl. I’m sure all of us rant heads are going to enjoy the sexy goodness on the Talk station now.  I mean, come on guys, how long has it been a complete sausage fest over there.  It’s a good thing.  In other news, Kelly turned into an aunt (of sorts) as her ‘homefrye’, and best friend Jayne had a baby. 

Lucas Dwayne A——. (last name withheld) was born sometime on September 25, 2005. Jayne was heard saying, “ Kel! I have a healthy baby boy and he is so awesome. Yeah:) YEAH!!!!”

The next day, Darrell was pitched into the throes of a horrendous depression after viewing a ‘very special’ Daria episode, only to be fully recovered three days laterJon, on the other hand, has decided to take a zen-like approach to his social and personal life in order to suppress the depression typically brought on by failed romantic endeavors or sad episodes of Daria.  As if this upturn in his approach to life wasn’t enough to make us all want to be Jon, he too (much like myself on Tuesday) was invited to go pre-screen the nunreleasedB9979814 movie Serenity.

Also, as an aside to Jon, you know my policy with Hot Chicks and Rizzn.com – they have to be together as often as possible – which is why I’m stealing this picture from your entry and putting it here.  Bwahahaha.

Finally, from the RICR mailing list, not a whole lot of activity again this week, but a few comments came in from Matthew and VikiBabbles.  Regarding the Michael Brown transcript, Matthew said:

Wow, Rizzn, I am glad I had an opporitunity to read this transcript. I found it very enlightening. I had just assumed that he was another suit latched onto Bush's crony network. That part about FEMA's real function and the size of it's budget, is gold. In particular, where Brown goes on TV and tells the people of New Orleans to just get out despite what their Mayor is saying... That is very vindicating. Good job defending the underdog, you made a true believer out of me, because I would never have seen this on CNN. I'm sure it went totally unreported minus that. At least the CNN crowd knows whats up... all 50 of them.

Regarding the Walken for President Hoax Confirmation, VikiBabbles had this to say:

This is hilarious. I was just searching for myself (yes, I'm that vain), and I came back across this comment I left. WTF was I thinking? I do appreciate ham n eggs sticking up for me. yeah, that's right, I meant Jeb!

Actually, I meant the Bush machine, whoever they put on as the face of it in 2008.

I'm so laughing at myself right now, I can't even believe it. It's good that I'm as drunk now as I was when I left that comment.

That’s the RICR for this week.  Head on over to Rob’s website and welcome him to the inner circle.  Until later guys.

/rizzn

 

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Michael Brown's Opening Statement

[Rizzn’s Note: The other day I made a notation on how hard it was to find the transcript of the House hearings today on the federal, state and local response to Hurricane Katrina.  I eventually found them buried in the New York Times website.  I’m going to repost Michael Brown’s opening statement in its entirety today, and then go into some analysis tomorrow.  I think it’s vital that it be read, especially concentrating on the last half of the statements (essentially, the area of his opening statement where he stops talking about how FEMA works, which is important, but not as interesting as the rest).  You’ll discover exactly how atrocious it was that the entirety of the media focused on the ‘sensational’ allegations he made as opposed to his supporting statements.

Incidentally, the blog he referenced in his statement was horseass.org, not JustCheck. The url wasn’t correct as stated, since he was referring to everyone’s favorite lefty wingnut central, the Daily Kos (specifically, Goldy at Horseass, a Kos contributor).  The link to the originator of this is here.]

I just want to start out by saying that, you know, no longer being on the hot seat at FEMA, it is, indeed, a pleasure to be here.

And I want to say also that I agree with you completely regarding the premise of these hearings. Lessons can be learned and should be learned. That was always my philosophy at FEMA. It was what we called a ramp (ph) program, where we always looked, after every disaster, every incident, at remedial actions and what we could do to improve things.

I also want to say that I admire the efforts of many members of this committee, including you, Mr. Chairman, to actually get outside of Washington, D.C., and see what's going on in the field. I think the more you do that, the better information that you will get and the better you will understand what took place, not only in Hurricane Katrina, but what goes in disasters all over this country.

The response of the government at all levels to Hurricane Katrina has come under some criticism. Some of it's valid, and I'll tell you some of it is just not valid.

FEMA must be understood in the context of what we do and how we do it before we decide to start Monday morning quarterbacking what took place, and so I think it's really important to understand what the role of FEMA is and what we do.

Likewise, there have been some criticisms leveled against me personally, and so I would like to take time later in this statement to address some of those.

As everyone on this committee certainly understands, you can't believe everything that you read in the newspapers, or everything that you see on television.

To understand the role that FEMA undertook in Hurricane Katrina and all the other disasters that we have successfully handled throughout my tenure and the tenure of others, it's important to understand the basics of emergency management in the United States.

At its most basic level, emergency management can best be described as a cycle. You first prepare for a disaster. You then respond to the disaster. You recover from the disaster. And finally, you start mitigating against future disasters based on what you have learned.

This cycle is the standard throughout the entire world. It doesn't vary anywhere in the world.

These four pillars that I just described -- prepare, respond, recover, and mitigate -- is how any effective emergency management organization, agency, directorate must be organized in order to be effective and to help citizens in times of emergencies.

Emergency management begins at the local level. Municipal and county governments are best suited to understand the needs and capabilities of their locales. Mayors, city councilmen, county commissioners, county administrators, parish presidents, all of these people are in a unique position to understand both the capabilities of their communities and the vulnerabilities of their communities.

Local governments develop the operations plan by which their communities are going to respond to disasters, either natural or manmade.

State governments have a role. State governments develop emergency operations plans for disasters. They provide liaison support to the local government, and they administer the mitigation programs that the federal government supports at the state and local level.

The reason that this primary responsibility, this first response is at the local level is that it's inherently impractical, totally impractical for the federal government to respond to every disaster of whatever size in every community across this country.

It breaks my heart to think about the disasters that we respond to as FEMA, and to think about also the disasters that we don't respond to -- the small town in Wyoming that has a tornado that wipes out five homes. We don't respond to that, yet those people suffered as much as any other people that we might respond to.

The role of the federal government is not and should not ever be that of a first responder. The role of the federal government in emergency management is generally that of a coordinator and a supporter. The federal government develops national policies and assists the state and locals.

The concept of federalism in this country has long provided the basis by which all levels of government interact. Those principles of federalism should not be lost in the short-term desire to react to a natural disaster of catastrophic proportions, for it is my contention that if we lose that concept of federalism, we will have a breakdown in the local, state, and national emergency management systems, it will inherently drive decision-making to the federal level, it will inherently create a system whereby communities become dependent upon the federal government to respond to all disasters, and that's just not right or workable.

These roles are also fully supported by the basic concept of federalism, recognizing that sovereign states have the primary responsibility for emergency preparedness and response in their jurisdictions.

For example, governors have control over the National Guard. Law enforcement is primarily a local responsibility.

I think if you ask any of your constituents, any citizens in this country, they understand that fire protection, police protection, emergency medical care are clearly a local responsibility.

Now, many may be surprised to learn that FEMA is not a first responder.

Many may be surprised to learn that, guess what, FEMA doesn't own fire trucks; we don't own ambulances; we don't own search and rescue equipment. In fact, the only search and rescue or emergency equipment that we own is a very small cadre to protect some property that we own around the country. FEMA is a coordinating agency. We are not a law enforcement agency.

It has always been my contention that the all-hazards approach is the approach that the federal government should take towards emergency management. By that I mean that if we adopt a cycle of preparing through training, exercises, planning, we respond to disasters with those that we have trained with, exercised with, worked with, we recover through rebuilding and reconstruction, we mitigate by enforcing and helping develop building codes, standards, protocols, retrofits.

If we do all of those things in an all-hazards approach, that means that we can respond to any disaster anywhere, regardless of what causes that disaster, whether it's man-made, natural, or a terrorist event.

But I want to emphasize that if we break that cycle and if we break that concept of federalism, we minimize our effectiveness and maximize our potential for failure.

Every level of government in this country has a role to play, including individuals. Individuals must take personal responsibility for being prepared. First responders may not be able to get to them quickly.

And in fact, in speeches that I give all over the country when I talk about preparedness, I always ask individuals this: Do you want to be the person that causes the first responder to either lose their life or become injured because you didn't take the basic steps yourself as an individual to be prepared? Individuals have a responsibility in this system of emergency management also.

Local governments must be prepared to respond just as well, because, as simple as it seems, disasters always occur in local communities. Locals are the first responders, and they have the primary responsibility to respond on behalf of their communities.

The emergency management cycle that I have described does not exist in FEMA today because of it's just wishful thinking. It exists because we recognize that only through our partnerships, with state and local governments, can we be effective. And only through those partnerships can we actually respond and come in and help them coordinate and assist them when disaster strikes in their communities.

FEMA cannot come in and be the first responder, but we can come in and help them train and exercise and learn how to do their job and be prepared for any kind of disaster.

People in the country might be surprised to learn that FEMA is a very small agency. They hear that FEMA is part of the Department of Homeland Security. The Department of Homeland Security has over 180,000 employees, and a budget of some $42 billion.

FEMA has less than 3,000 employees. And if you take away the disaster relief fund, we have an annual operating budget of less than $1 billion dollars.

We are a very small organization within a very large organization.

But despite that, despite that contradiction in the size, I believe that FEMA is an honest broker that can effectively bring to bear the resources of the federal government to help state and local governments when they are responding to disasters.

What happens when we do that? When FEMA responds, we become a partner with the state. We establish a unified command structure -- a unified command structure that has worked well throughout 150-plus disasters that I have overseen since being at FEMA.

This unified command structure allows the federal, state, and local governments to work hand-in-hand, recognizing the strengths and weaknesses of each level, distributing the resources and assets according to how they can best be utilized, and recognizing the strengths and weaknesses of the state, federal and local governments so we can best respond to help our citizens.

And it is only through such a unified command structure, coupled with an incident management system within that unified command structure -- and actually, an incident command structure has been recognized by fire departments and the Forest Service and others for decades in this country.

But it is only through that kind of unified command structure that we can be successful when we respond to a disaster.

That's FEMA. It's not a first responder. It's a coordinator. It's an honest broker.

But what was our role during Hurricane Katrina? FEMA began monitoring Tropical Depression 12 long before it became a hurricane -- almost a full week before it made landfall in Louisiana. FEMA prepositioned supplies, equipment and manpower in areas where they were out of harm's way so that that equipment and that manpower would not itself become a victim of Hurricane Katrina.

We prepositioned those assets so that we can move them in rapidly when it's safe to do so.

FEMA conducted daily video teleconferences to learn the states' needs, to find out what we could do to best help them coordinate their response, and to respond to any requests that the states might have made of us that they needed in being prepared.

The hurricane liaison teams worked closely with the National Hurricane Center -- FEMA people actually in the National Hurricane Center to provide us the most updated information so we would know what we could tell the states and what the states needed to know.

We established several mobilization centers throughout the Gulf states. Again, these mobilization centers were not in downtown New Orleans. They weren't in Pascagoula. They were located out of harm's way so they themselves would not become disaster victims -- and we could move in after the hurricane made landfall.

FEMA activated and deployed the national disaster medical teams. We activated and deployed the urban search and rescue teams. We activated and deployed the rapid needs assessment teams. We activated and deployed the emergency response teams to all of the potentially affected states.

We sent federal coordinating officers, our eyes and ears on the ground, to each of the state emergency operation centers in Alabama, Florida, Mississippi and Louisiana prior to landfall, so that we could know everything that the state needed to know, that they could convey back to us.

The American Red Cross, one of our partners, established shelters and feeding stations in each of the affected areas. The National Emergency Assistance Compact, EMAC, was activated, so that other states, in partnership with FEMA and the affected states, could move supplies and resources in.

I want this committee to know that FEMA pushed forward with everything that it had, every team, every asset that we had, in order to help what we saw as being a potentially catastrophic disaster. FEMA was prepared to fulfill its role as a partner in responding.

The way that FEMA works with state and local officials is well-established, and it's worked well. FEMA designates the federal coordinating officer to go to the state emergency operations center so that from that moment on, from the moment that our FCO, that federal coordinating officer, lands in an emergency operations center, he or she is hooked up with the state coordinating officers, so that we can have a unified command structure and we can know what the states need and we can start reacting to that before the disaster occurs, before the hurricane makes landfall.

These two persons in the ideal situation work together in the same room. They sit at conference tables like this. They know what they need to do. They work as a team. They feed those requests, those requirements into the emergency support functions, such as transportation, mass care, energy, so that we know what they need, and we can respond and help them get the assets they need.

When the needs are identified, the coordinators assess that, so we know where best to utilize those resources and where to send them.

This is exactly -- exactly -- the approach that FEMA used in 2004 to the historic four hurricanes that struck Florida. This is exactly the approach that FEMA used during the Columbia space shuttle disaster that stretched all the way from Texas through New Mexico, Arizona and California. This is exactly the system that FEMA used in the historic outbreak of tornadoes in the Midwest, where small communities were obliterated from the face of the earth. And this is the exact system that FEMA used in the outbreak of wildfires in California in 2003.

I emphasize that because it is also the same unified command structure that FEMA used in Mississippi, in Alabama, and Florida this year when we responded to Hurricane Katrina.

Unfortunately, this is the approach that FEMA had great difficulty in getting established within Louisiana. This exact approach worked well in Mississippi and Alabama and Florida. I had some of our best, most competent coordinators in those states, in all of the states, to do everything we could to assist them.

In retrospect, I got to tell you that I am very glad that on Sunday morning I was on the news shows talking, and I was pushing my staff to find out, has the governor of Louisiana, has the mayor ordered a mandatory evacuation? We could not get the definitive answer that they had or they were going to.

So I went on the news shows Sunday morning, and I said, uncharacteristically of me, that I don't care what the governors are saying and I don't care what the mayors are saying, if you live in New Orleans, evacuate and get out of that city now.

I assume that today some of you are going to ask me whether I did all that I could, or whether I would have done anything differently. The answer is yes. Of course. And I want to talk about that, because we can always improve how we respond to disasters.

I do believe there are a couple of specific mistakes that I made that I want to put on the table right now.

First, I failed initially to set up a series of regular briefings to the media about what FEMA was doing throughout the Gulf Coast region. And instead, I became tied to the news shows, going on the news shows early in the morning and late at night, and that was just a mistake. We should have been feeding that information to the press and in the manner and in the time that we wanted to, instead of letting the press drive us.

Second, I very strongly personally regret that I was unable to persuade Governor Blanco and Mayor Nagin to sit down, get over their differences and work together. I just couldn't pull that off.

I want to spend just a minute, Mr. Chairman, if I can, to discuss a little bit about the personal charges that have been leveled against me.

While FEMA was trying to respond to probably the largest natural disaster in the history of this country, a catastrophic disaster that the president has described covering an area the size of Great Britain -- I have heard 90,000 square miles -- unless you have been there and seen it, you don't realize exactly how bad and how big it was -- but in the middle of trying to respond to that, FEMA's press office became bombarded with requests to respond immediately to false statements about my resume and my background.

Ironically, it started with an organization called horsesass.org, that on some blog published a false, and, frankly, in my opinion, defamatory statement that the media just continued to repeat over and over. Next, one national magazine not only defamed me, but my alma mater, the Oklahoma City University School of Law, in one sentence alone leveling six false charges.

But that was just a prelude to what was to come. Time magazine then called the press office while I was in Baton Rouge trying to coordinate the response and was told that I supposedly embellished my resume and was given 45 minutes to respond to their story.

BROWN: The story wasn't true, but apparently that doesn't matter. For almost 20 years, you see, I have worked in state, local and federal government.

I started out as an intern while I was in undergraduate school in the city of Edmond, Oklahoma, which at the time was the fastest growing city in Oklahoma. We were issuing sometimes upwards of 1,000 building permits per month. That's a lot of growth.

I started out as an intern in the planning office. I then became the assistant to the city manager, where I was liaison to the Emergency Services Division, the police and fire departments. I ended up drafting the emergency operations plan. I ended up putting together with a committee the emergency operations center. I worked closely with the emergency, fire and police departments.

I went on those runs, and I know what it is like to see a family's house burn to the ground because they weren't ready, they had a Christmas tree that was faulty, lights that were faulty. I know what it's like to see men and women in police and fire departments put their lives on the line.

I have represented cops throughout my legal career. I have represented police departments. I guess I did a good enough job in negotiating on behalf of the city of Edmond during their labor relations that later the unions came and asked me to negotiate on their behalf.

You see, I get it when it comes to incident command systems. I get it when it comes to emergency management. I know what it's all about.

But if that's not enough, I came to FEMA as general counsel. As general counsel, I had to learn about all of the programs in FEMA. I had to understand what all of this emergency management cycle at the federal level was about.

I was then asked by the president after September 11, and running operations from FEMA headquarters on September 11 to become the deputy director.

I have overseen over 150 presidentially declared disasters. I know what I am doing. And I think I do a pretty darn good job of it.

The media even claimed that -- falsely stated I was never an adjunct professor. I find that funny because there's a gentleman in the room right now who has represented me on many occasions that I actually asked to come in and fill in for me one time and come and speak to my class that I was teaching. So maybe we're both hallucinating about teaching that class, but I did teach law school. And, in fact, I taught legislation and I taught state and local government law. I know how municipal governments work.

Interesting, Time then quoted my employer, one of my first employers after law school, and said I had done a lousy job. I guess they wanted me in the middle of the disaster to run back to Virginia, dig through my papers and find the personnel records that talked about the outstanding job that I had done.

But I guess it's the media's job. But I don't like it. I think it's false. It came at the wrong time. And I think it led potentially to me being pulled out of Louisiana, because it made me somewhat ineffective.

BROWN: My experience at FEMA has been one of the greatest privileges of my life. The men and women of FEMA -- every single one of them are dedicated to the mission of saving lives, sustaining lives, of building and keeping this robust emergency management system working as well as it can.

FEMA has faced some trying times. If you think it's difficult to merge Compaq and IBM -- ask Holly (ph) what she thinks of that -- try to merge FEMA into the Department of Homeland Security, and then try to reorganize that again from having been an independent agency.

The people of FEMA are tired. The people of FEMA are tired of being beat up -- and they don't deserve it. The men and women of FEMA, the career civil servants, the career people that I work with are dedicated to doing the absolute best they can to help communities because they chose to come to work at FEMA. And they deserve better than what they are getting.

Mr. Chairman, it's my belief that FEMA did a good job in the Gulf states. We could do things better. We could improve them. And I hope that, through these hearings, we can find ways to not only improve FEMA and make it better, but that we can strengthen the emergency management system in this country.

Mr. Chairman, I would be happy to answer any questions that the committee might have.

 

Migratory patterns of soccerballs and spaceships.

Wow, I’m dragging butt today – so so so friggin’ tired.  I did indeed make it to the Serenity pre-screening two nights ago. I’ll post a bit of a review below.  I also figured out why my traffic has been kicking so much butt lately – I’ve been linked three times in the last couple weeks by the National Ledger, here, here, and here.  Also, I did indeed level up again with my kobold character on IRP, for those of you who are keeping track.

Finally, the Blip migration is going swimmingly as I’ve freed up nine gigabytes of storage on the old server, so that podcasts, radio shows, and database synchronisations should be running with a greater degree of reliability now.  I’m still going to say that I’m going to hold off on the email tech support responses for another day because there will be problems in this migration, I just haven’t hit them yet.  When I do, you’ll know, because I’ll be bellyaching loudly to all within earshot.

Naked Podcaster: Soccergirl comes to Rant
SoccergirlI usually don’t write about podcasters who aren’t on Blip, because I tend to believe in promoting from within, but hey man, it’s Soccergirl.  At any rate, Smokehouse, proving once again he’s the most powerful man in internet radio, got Soccergirl to come be a radio show host over there at RantRadio.  The next move is to bring her over to Blip.  One step at a time, I suppose.

I must confess, I don’t really listen to her show, so I’m not sure how entertaining it is, although I do know it’s really popular.  It may have to do with the fact she is a naked podcaster, and a hot one at that, or (as I will find out this week), she may indeed be entertaining to boot!

Her show is scheduled for Tuesdays at 5 PM Pacific/8PM Eastern, 30 minutes, Pre-recorded. Hopefully to start on October 4.

America’s Most Wanted: Tom Delay
TomdelayindictedTom DeLay got indicted.  For once, I’m not going to get all wordy on the political topic today, mostly because I don’t think the topic warrants more than a brief mention.  The man is innocent, all you have to do is read the indictment to find out they’ve got nothing.  I do find it interesting that the so called “fair and balanced” news outlet New York Times is running GoogleAds on this particular story (versus the thousands of other stories that come out on a daily basis) to advertise their paper.  I mean it’s not like I’m real surprised or anything, I just find it slightly humorous they’ve just given up the fight on appearing balanced and have just gone over to being a left-wing-rag and proud of it.

Serenity: One Beer
SER_SqLotBoardOn the copywritten beer scale of movie ratings (pioneered by Darrell and I) where the less beers, the higher quality the movie, I give Serenity one beer. 

I went in expecting at least some representation from the movie people (usually, at these premieres, they have some big guns from the studio there to talk or promote the movie), but at this one, all they had was one of the local SouFla radio stations to give away stupid tshirts and ask inane trivia questions (“I’ll take information I’ll never use for $100, Alex.”, “What are two games they play on Y100’s morning show?”).  After the corporate Clearchannel whoring was finished, there was a couple a few rows down from me that hijacked the microphone and proposed to his girlfriend (“Last month, in bed, you asked for a ring, and I pretended I was asleep.  Here’s a ring.”).

Shortly following the bad intro by the studio rep, the bad proposal, and the bad trivia questions by the talent from the local bad radio station, there began a good trailer for the worst movie idea in all of history: Doom, the movie.  Yes, Doom, like the first person shooter without a storyline that pioneered first person shooters.  Much of the movie looks like it was filmed in first person shooter mode, too.  I can’t imagine the movie being any good whatsoever, but I also can’t imagine myself missing that flick, mostly because it’s frickin’ Doom, man!

Then began the movie.  They took a page out of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy with the long 15 minute intro before any credits and intro music showed up.  The first thing I noticed was the quality of the music itself.  It really was dynamic and mood setting – something that’s sorely lacking from a lot of movies lately, most of whom seem to be content slapping together montages and medleys of whatever Rick Dees-nuts is playing at the time.

The flick itself reminded me a lot of Farscape – intelligent dialog with well thought out sub-plots.  This isn’t your typical hackneyed Star Trek script here.  It definately fit the genre of Space Drama/Space Western that has been developing over the years.  It also had overtones of political commentary in a manner so sublime, you couldn’t be offended no matter your party affiliation (although if it poked at anyones, it would be the ultra-politically-correct liberal crowd).

It is noteworthy to say that Joss and the scriptwriters avoid the snarky, tongue-in-cheek dialog in this flick that has made Joss a household name (although not avoiding sarcasm and well-placed-humor altogether). There were, also, shades of Clockwork Orange in the movie in some of the original vernacular that was written into the script (ostensibly to account for the evolution of language in the future – i.e. “I haven’t seen any action betwixt me nether-regions in nigh on a year,” from a character that talked relatively normally throughout the rest of the film).

All in all, the movie was more than palatable, it was entertaining.  It’s not going to win any Oscars, most likely, and it’s not going on my top five movies of all time.  On the other hand, especially given the low bar movies have set the last year or two, this one would definately make my top ten for the year, mostly because it avoids cliche and satisfies me in the same way your typical Joss Whedon project would satisfy.

/rizzn

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Busy Day: Don Adams and Michael Brown.

I’m not sure how I’m going to get all the things done today that I need to get done. Around 5:00AM last night, the Planet finally got their act in gear. The server migration has finally begun in earnest.  To all Blip users: I will get to your tech support requests as soon as this is done.

Ugh.  I just looked at the time left in the transfer.  This is going to take the rest of my life.  You podcasters never shut up, do you!?

Just Check: Where are the Transcripts?
Of course, the big news in right now is that Michael Brown made his statement today on Capitol Hill.  Despite an adaquate defense on his part, Republicans were quick to turn tail and critisize him with no provocation or rational ground to stand on.  Witness: "I'm happy you left," said Rep. Christopher Shays, R-Conn. "That kind of look in the lights like a deer tells me you weren't capable of doing that job.”

Statements like that, you usually expect to hear from Harry Reid.  I don’t have a Harry Reid quote on hand for him at the moment, but I do have a stand in:  Rep. Gene Taylor, D-Miss., told Brown: "The disconnect was, people thought there was some federal expertise out there. There wasn't. Not from you."

To be honest with you, I think Michael Brown held his own pretty well.  A couple highlights: "My biggest mistake was not recognizing by Saturday that Louisiana was dysfunctional," two days before the storm hit, Brown said. “I've overseen over 150 presidentially declared disasters. I know what I'm doing, and I think I do a pretty darn good job of it."

What’s upsetting to me is that I watched it through half-asleep eyes this morning on C-Span, and I know for a fact he directly referenced a blog as beeing bad journalism (if my memory serves, it was called JustCheck), and blasted the MSM on several occassions.  Unfortunately, neither C-Span, any blogger, nor the MSM seem willing to post up a transcript of his testimony as willingly as they would, say, post a transcript of them suing Michael Brown.

If anyone can hunt down a transcript of this, or even some saved video, please let me know!

Find the Brownie
In other Michael Brown news, Paul Krugman of the bastion of inventive journalism (tip: that’s not a complement) has invented a “fun new game” for liberals to play:

The objective in Find the Brownie is to find an obscure but important government job held by someone whose only apparent qualifications for that job are political loyalty and personal connections. It's inspired by President Bush's praise, four days after Katrina hit, for the hapless Michael Brown, the director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

There are a lot of Brownies. As Time magazine puts it in its latest issue, "Bush has gone further than most presidents to put political stalwarts in some of the most important government jobs you've never heard of." Time offers a couple of fresh examples, such as the former editor of a Wall Street medical-industry newsletter who now holds a crucial position at the Food and Drug Administration.

O.K., enough joking. The point of my games - which are actually research programs for enterprising journalists - is that all the scandals now surfacing are linked. Something is rotten in the state of the U.S. government. And the lesson of Hurricane Katrina is that a culture of cronyism and corruption can have lethal consequences.DonAdams

I’m all aflutter with excitement!  The New York Times is going to try to play the blogger game by getting the readers involved!  Go go gadget NYT!  Try as you might to imitate the New Media, MSM, you will always be second best.

We’ll Miss You by THIS Much
Don Adams, better known as Inspector Gadget and Maxwell Smart, passed away on Sunday of a lung infection at the age of 82. He was way before my time, but he was one of the few old school showman that really pulled me in as a kid.

FCC sets VoIP wiretap rules
As if the FCC's 911 mandate wasn't enough of a challenge for VoIP providers, the agency has now given the industry until spring 2007 to accommodate a new and complex set of rules designed to make it easier for police to seek wiretaps. The FCC's 59-page ruling requires that any VoIP provider linking to the public telephone network must be wiretap-ready. Yet, despite the decision's length, much remains uncertain. Still to be decided, for instance, is who will pay for the cost of equipment upgrades: taxpayers or VoIP providers and their customers. Industry trade groups, the National Cable & Telecommunications Association and the Voice On the Net Coalition, said they will work with the FCC toward service compliance.

On the other hand, some analysts are questioning the legality of the FCC's ruling, claiming that the move marks an unreasonable extension of 1994's Communications Assistance for Law Enforcement Act (CALEA). Critics note that a House of Representatives committee report prepared in October 1994 states that CALEA's requirements "do not apply to information services such as electronic-mail services; or online services such as CompuServe, Prodigy, America Online or Mead Data (Central); or to Internet service providers."

/rizzn

Monday, September 26, 2005

(oh the) Humanity, Singularity, and Kobolds in the Winter

I’ve had an intense weekend of relaxation, consisting of curling up with my new Kurzweil book, programming, server migration and role playing.  The story in our Sunday night role-playing session just took a turn for the weird.  Matthew’s character just got slaughtered needlessly by a PC hobgoblin, someone that was supposed to work for the same guy we work for.  Instead, Matthew’s character pissed him off in a real long story I won’t go into right now, and my little level one kobold wound up squaring off with a level 12 hobgoblin.  The upshot is I didn’t die, and I didn’t flee.  As you might imagine, I didn’t kill the hobgoblin, either, and I didn’t manage to save Matthew’s character.

I may transcribe some of this into story form, if anyone’s interested in reading that, and serialize it onto the blog.

Lutherous (a cat creature called a Kei Dyn) and Rizzn (the 3’9” kobold) are on a quest to the temple of Bianesse (or as Rizzn says, Bianesssssse) to see if they will revive or resurrect their crusader.  Some joker, however, decided to put the temple of Bianesse somewhere in the far northern part of the land, and my guy, a cold-blooded reptile, is succeptible to cold. And it’s the start of a winter in which there’s already snowfall. Watch the hilarity ensue!

On the upside, I think I may have made it to level four this weekend, if not level three, so I’ll get to put all kinds of new goodies on my character sheet.  If you want to join in on our game, head on over to iroleplay.net. It’s chat room and message board based gameplay.  If you’re a Tyler original, you’ll recognize some of the people who hang out at the OOC boards.  Enough with the joking around, though. On to the news.

Warning: Graphic Content Below
CrystalBeachAmessFor some reason, the media has been intensely bloodthirsty.  Chris Matthews all last week was predicting that Galveston’s citizens would be killed at the sight of Hurricane Rita.  The local  news in Tyler, Texas, according to all who lived there, was asking the citizenry to board up their windows, and for the love of John, don’t go outside with downed limbs, or you could die!

It’s in the face of things like this when you see the MSM with egg on their face, you have to point and laugh. A new video that’s circulating is FNC’s new BIG STORY! The video shows the aftermath of Hurricane Rita on the Florida Keys (Crystal Beach). There’s a screenshot to the right here, but to truly understand the carnage, you must watch the video for yourself.

Singularity is Coming
I’m continuing to read Kurzweil’s new book, and I’ve got to say, it’s simply amazing.  The beginning of the book is a bit difficult to me, because I must admit a certain ignorance of the statistical importance of logarithmic functions, but I’m learning.  For this reason, its going to be a bit of slow going, because Kurzweil seems to assume a certain aptitude in logarithms that I don’t have.  Once you get past that into the higher technology concepts, it gets to be back toward my level a bit, though.

From what I can tell, so far, is that this book more or less picks up right where the Age of Spiritual Machines left off.  Most of the stuff he discusses concerning logarithmic functions in the first chapter he explained other ways in ASM.  More on this topic as I learn about it.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher
DemiApparently Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are more than shackin’ up now, they’re tying the knot.  Apparently, in Hollywood, tying the knot also means they need to tye a red string around their wrists, as they appear to have had a “ traditional Kabbalah“ wedding (quite a contradiction in terms, as it’s more or less only been around a few years as a religion).

Joel, Matthew, correct me if I’m wrong, but I’ve got the sinking suspicion from the books I’ve read that Kaballah is more or less a made-up religion, in the spirit of Kwanza.  I understand it’s supposed to be somehow related to Jewish mysticism, but from what I’ve heard of Jewish mysticism and Kaballah, the two have very little to do with one another.

At any rate, it’s got to be odd when the woman you’re going to marry has kids around your age.  Not that I would kick Demi Moore out of bed in the morning, I’m just sayin’, is all.

Bob Dylan rocks harder than Judas Priest!
In other religious news, even though no one is, to date, able to understand Bob Dylan’s lyrics, his fans still feel betrayed by recent developments in his artistic style:

In a hilariously telling moment in No Direction Home, a British audience is booing Bob Dylan's new reliance on electric guitars and drums instead of the traditional folkie acoustic instruments. ''Judas!'' screams one outraged ex-fan. A sneering Dylan turns to his band and demands: ``Play it bleeping loud!''

Ha ha.. maybe some of those hard core hippies will finally develop a sense of humor, and admit that Dylan lyrics are unintelligible, now that the mighty have indeed fallen.  Of course, the old axiom goes, he’s a great songwriter, just a horrible singer.  Now that he’s losing support, is either true?

Energy and Tragedy at the Gulf Coast
I’ve actually avoided this topic because I don’t want to be an obnoxious know-it-all, but I think that we can all learn at this point not to rely on anything the MSM says ever again, especially with regards to natural disaster and energy concerns.  It’s unfortunate, because there are some real oil concerns happenning world-wide, and our international note-takers on that is usually the MSM.  Unfortunately, they’ve blown all credibility lately with their obnoxious sky-is-falling nonsense.

Fortunately for us, there is a man willing to research primary sources and not rely on MSM for his information.  That man is Joel Finkelstein.  He’s putting together a new blog called AltEn (for Alternative Energy… get it?)  It’s going to contain information, primary sources, and interviews to give all of us a more accurate picture of what this whole Peak Oil thing is about.

Look for the URL and more details around here in the near future.  Until then, Deuce!

/rizzn

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Gonzo Singularity, and Serenity

Hey guys.  I’ve just returned from the bookstore where I picked up the new Kurzweil book The Singularity is Near.  I suggest, if you want to be cool, you go get one too.  It’s 29 bucks in hardcover, but if every other Kurzweil book is any indication, it’ll be well worth the dollars spent. I got stood up for a date last night, and I sure wish I had this book then, but by the time I realized I was stood up, the bookstore had closed.

In other news, I’m starting a side-project with the music director at my former church.  He’s creating a series of podcasts that are instructional seminars for those who want to be church worship leaders.  At the moment, it looks like it’s going to be a pay-per-download type gimmick, so if you’re interested in something like that, or have comments on something like that, send them my way.

2005_09_08t163638_450x345_uk_thompsonGonzo Blogging
Hunter S. Thompson has been in the news again.  Apparrently Rolling Stone published his suicide note.  The contents of the note are as follows:

Football Season is Over

No More Games. No More bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun -- for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax -- This won't hurt.

The note was apparently written about four days before his suicide.  I know some of those in the RIC were close to the Thompson clan (don’t worry, I won’t mention any names on the blog), so I’m curious to know what insight, if any, they may have on this whole thing. I do know that Hunter will be missed by all.  Any psychotropic user, former or current, has a special connection to the man. He just knew.

Texas screams at Rita, “Is that the best you’ve got?”
I told everyone that this hurricane was not going to be a big deal.  From what I understand, everyone in Texas was in this horrible panic, post Katrina.  Everyone I’ve talked to from Texas has been telling me of the horrible panic that had set in.  I’ve talked down a couple people from apocalyptic nightmares this week in regards to Rita.

I should have blogged it, so I don’t sound like a know-it-all, but I was telling everyone all last week that this is a different storm from Katrina.  The Texas waters in the Gulf are much cooler than the water near the shores of NOLA.  I even knew it would be a Category 3 hurricane by the time it hit.  Due to all the panic and Chris Matthews telling me on TV that “everyone left in Galveston would die,” I didn’t want to jinx it.

If I have one conclusion after hurricane Rita, it is that the MSM is grossly negligent in it’s duties, always.  During Katrina, they’d rather watch a situation detiorate and report only the bad stuff than actually help out or call an authority.  Before Rita, they were more interested in working America’s fourth-largest city into a rabid panic than actually reporting the truth.  Chris Matthews, in my opinion, was the absolute worst.  Every night last week, I’d tune in, and it wouldn’t be five minutes before I’d hear “everyone left in Galveston is going to die.”

Interestingly enough, our oil refineries are still intact, and the Valero Energy Corp chairman who last week was talking about total destruction of his refineries are now saying they could be back in operation in as little as two weeks.

Serenity Premier
SER.Intl.30SheetOn Tuesday, I’m headed out to a special screening in Aventura of Serenity. Joss Whedon, the Oscar® - and Emmy - nominated writer/director responsible for the worldwide television phenomena of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel and Firefly, now applies his trademark compassion and wit to a small band of galactic outcasts 500 years in the future in his feature film directorial debut, Serenity. The film centers around Captain Malcolm Reynolds, a hardened veteran (on the losing side) of a galactic civil war, who now ekes out a living pulling off small crimes and transport-for-hire aboard his ship, Serenity. He leads a small, eclectic crew who are the closest thing he has left to family –squabbling, insubordinate and undyingly loyal.

SerenityIn other words, Buffy in Space.  Without the vampires (but I wouldn’t count on it).  I’m still interested in seeing what it’s all about, because one of my guilty pleasures in life is having seen from start to finish the whole friggin’ Angel and Buffy series.  Despite it’s cheesiness, Joss Whedon’s writing style just hits me where I like it.  You can check out trailers and such here.

It doesn’t appear that there’ll be any celebs there, but in case there are, I’ll be bringing my PDA to capture some words, audio style.  I’ll alert you all if there’s a podcast of it.

I’m headed out of here.  Vultures in the news, and unbearably hot office make rizzn a grouchy blogger.  I’m going to go read Singularity and tell you how it is later.

Deuce!

/rizzn

On the Turntables Currently: MC Frontalot - Braggadocio

Friday, September 23, 2005

Friday New, Views, and RICR

I only have a few topics today, as I did a couple moster posts yesterday, and I’ve got to do some actual work today, but since I’m here, and you’re here, I guess we’ll talk about it or something.

General Rizzn.com/.net News
I thought we had peaked earlier in the week when our hit count hit 1000 uniques a day and started back down, but this morning at three AM, we hit 500 uniques already, so someone sent what can only be described as a crapload of traffic.  Because my current hit analyzer sucks, I won’t know for a couple days exactly where its coming from.

I expected as of this morning to say something like “We just hit 1800 podcasters on Blip this morning.”  Well, not only did we hit 1800 podcasters, but we blew that number out of the water. Additionally, we’re serving up, on average, six more gigabytes a day than our projected growth, which is awesome!  Hopefully, the people who host my servers will do their job and fix the machine we’re migrating to, so that I don’t have to go to Dallas and break their legs.  We’re growing so quick, and those that are joining are doing so much uploading that we’re chewing up a gigabyte of storage every other day!

Right now, we’ve got just under four gigabytes left on the server.  We’ve got a fresh new server sitting right next to it ready to move into, but homies at thePlanet keep screwing things up.  Keep your fingers crossed.  We’ve been trying to get this migration done for a month now.  It needs to happen today.

Kate Moss: We’re still talking about her?
I’m sure it’s no huge surprise to most of you that she took cocaine.  I mean, come on!?  Isn’t cocaine known as the drug of choice for rich uber-elite or something?  I rather took it for granted that supermodels did coke.  I mean I saw Gia (come one, you can admit it if you did – it was more than AIDS propaganda, it had lesbian sex!), and if that movie’s to be believed, every model does hard drugs!

Well, Kate’s still in the news, again making the front page of Google News, and still ranked number five on Technorati’s search.  If you’ve not seen the pictures yet, click here, and go to my old entry containing Gawker’s removed Mirror pictures.Many jaded bloggers have remarked “how cool she looks doing coke.”  I don’t know, I’m not seeing it.  She just looks strung out to me – like the poster child for one of those after school specials or a kid from one of those anti-drug commercials.  Bad fruit.

Rizzn’s Inner Circle Roundup (RICR)
I guess this is a new feature here.  I’m going to try it out.  Consider it a Zeitgeist of what’s going on in my inner circle of people. Art has been pondering the state of society and preponderance of people who presume other people puff pot (I hope you like that, I worked for about two minutes making that alliteration).  He also notes that almost everyone he knows who smokes pot is markedly stupid.  I commented:

 I disagree with you on the pot having a direct correlation to making you stupid. I think it’s simply a sociology thing. A lot of stupid people smoke pot. I smoked pot for years, and I think good and stuff.

Seriously though, my problem with habitual drug users of any type has little to do with intelligence (since I think almost everyone is stupid), and more to do with trust levels. In my experience, with only two noteable exceptions, anyone who habitually uses drugs is unworthy of trust, and habitual drug users in which I’ve placed my trust (with those two noteable exceptions) have wasted little time in grossly violating it.

Darrell has been surprisingly vocal lately, speaking both about the new fall season on TV and Hurricane Rita, and it’s predictable effect on my old hometown.  He gives mixed reviews on the new TV season, but a very clear message on how Rita affects East Texas:

People here are acting like it’s Y2K all over again.  Gas stations are backed up for miles.  Grocery stores without anything left on their shelves have lines longer than a new ride at Six Flags.  Smart, thoughtful people we are.  Everything I own could get destroyed.  I know, lets go purchase more shit to get destroyed!  At least we’ll have it while it’s being blown away.  Plus, the dead beats being evacuated from their cities won’t have anything when they come freeload on us.

I have lost all faith in humanity.  I bought bullets instead of provisions.  I will survive.

Jon has had an up and down week (and don’t think I forgot to call – I’m still calling man, just been really damn busy), after last night having a near death experience with Kyndall, and not reaping any of the rewards for saving the day.  On the other hand, he’s got his profile picture replaced with one containing a quite attractive girl.

My padawan, Kelly, has half finished a new project.  You should check it out, and congratulate her on the release of N*Sync’s new Best Of album.  She’s mighty excited about both things. The RICR list has been pretty dead this week.  If you’re interested in getting the inside scoop of the RICR, you should sign up.

/rizzn

On the Turntables Currently: MC Frontalot - Which MC Was That?

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Ray Kurzweil's New Book... and Snakes on a Plane?

We love you, Ray!
Thanks, Glen Reynolds:

SingularityRAY KURZWEIL'S BOOK comes out tomorrow. Here's a post on Kurzweil by Tyler Cowen ("It is no longer intellectually acceptable not to know his major arguments."). And here's a review from Kirkus. And here's my interview of Kurzweil.

UPDATE: More thoughts from Matthew Yglesias. And from Kevin Drum. (I liked this comment, which echoes this column.) The blogosphere is certainly buzzing.

ANOTHER UPDATE: More blogosphere buzz here: "The book might alternatively be titled 'The Modern Futurist Consensus: a Review' . . . My own two cents thrown into the ring say that the class of future portrayed in TSiN is something of a foregone conclusion. It's quite likely that we'll all be wildly, humorously wrong about the details of implementation, culture and usage, but - barring existential catastrophe or disaster - the technological capabilities discussed in TSiN will come to pass." There's much more.

Freakin’ AWESOME.  Ray Kurzweil is to Mark as J. K. Rowling is to Kelly.

In What the Hell news…
002_lSnakes on a Plane?  The synopsis tells me nothing more than the title:  On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes.   You’d think this is a joke, or a really bad Troma film, but no! Check it out! It’s real, and it stars Samuel L. Jackson, Flex Alexander, Rachel Blanchard, Juliana Margulies, Nathan Phillips, Tygh Runyan, David Koechner. 

It's a movie about snakes on a plane, how creative could a title with that subject matter be? All the good snake movie titles have been taken, and so have most of the bad ones. It used005_l to be called Flight 121, but Jackson insisted it be called Snakes on a Plane, and that's what it's called.

So many questions. How many snakes? What kind of snakes? What kind of relationship does Sammy L have with the snakes? Does he see his childhood in their eyes? Can snakes love? Can snakes love...on a plane? Can snakes love a plane? How many pina coladas can snakes drink? How many pina coladas can Sammy L drink? How many snakes can Sammy L drink?

This is going to be emotional, I can tell. It's going to have heart.

A lot of you may be asking yourself things like: why was this made or why was this actually given money to be made or why would any actor be involved in it or would anyone go and see it?

The answer to all those questions and more is simply “Snakes on a Plane.”

I can’t wait for the inevitable sequels and knock offs that will be sure to follow.  Snakes on a Boat! Snakes on a Submarine! Snakes on the Space Shuttle!  Snakes on a chopper! Snakes 006_lin a tank! Snakes on an intergalatic spaceship! Snakes on the moon! Snakes in bed! Snake on a giant turtle! Snakes in your face! Snakes in a Hot Air Balloon! Snakes on a Bus With Keanu Reeves and Sandrah Bullock! 

Snakes on a Tandem!  Lance Armstrong (appearing as himself) decides to enter the Tour de France on a tandem only for his co-cyclist behind him to be none other than a reticulated python who has orders to kill him. However by the end of the race the python has become firm friends with Lance and decides to give up being a hired assssssssssasssssin and become a professional cyclist with Lance.  From there, their partnership becmes the greatest ever and they win every bike race... ever!

Hollywood is clearly stuck on stupid.

/rizzn

Peak Oil, Hamachi, and Blip Stats. Discuss!

My Album Download Update
Okay, I realized there is a problem today with downloading the album with Hamachi.  You have to have the password to join the network my hamachi client is on. I’m not going to give it out on the blog, because it happens to be the same password I use for some other sensitive information.  Until I figure out a way to fix this, I’m going to put the files on the server available for download.  Click here to go to the Hamachi/StmC entry and DOWNLOAD MY ALBUM!

BlipMedia News
In other news, if you are a Blip user and have sent a tech support request via email lately, and I’m not responding back in my usual 10 seconds later fashion, it’s because I’m SWAMPED with requests lately.  We’ve added 200 some odd users in the last week and a half (record growth!) which is bringing with it new sorts of problems, challenges, and technical questions.  I’ll get back with you in the order I got your email in, I promise.  If I’m not getting to you after about four days, send another email, or you could try leaving a message on the public forum in the hopes that someone in the community may have run into your problem and can help you solve it more quickly.

In another podcasting related trend that’s worth mentioning, podcasting has reached another plateau busting growth trend in the search engines.  I know this because I basically own the keywords “podcast hosting” and a few others similar to that, and my GoogleAds bill has shot through the roof this week.  It’s up from about 15 clickthroughs per day to around 30 or 40.  I’ll get some hard stats and graphs here in the next few days and put some real analysis up.  I’ve not been monitoring the news for podcasting lately, so if anyone has some insight as to where this influx is coming from, I’d be open to learning.

Peak Oil Fervor on the Rise; World Looks to Rizzn for Help
There has been a fair amount of concern amongst the Peak Oil alarmist crowd recently that has a couple of people in my sphere of influence up in arms, and urging me and anyone I care about to move to an agrerian population center or join a commune.  I’m open minded, and I listen to what my comrades have to say before  Most of the ruckus has been started by a certain Michael Rupert article published at From the Wilderness.

As I pack my bags to head to Washington for Congressional Black Caucus hearings on the September 11th attacks (to be conducted this Friday and Saturday) my inbox is being progressively flooded with emails from inside sources in the energy industry about what Hurricane Rita is now likely to accomplish – the near-complete destruction of an already teetering US economy.

Coup de Grace.  If you hear these words, know that they come from this article.  I’m not going to go through and point by point rebuttal everything in this article, I’m simply going to go over the highlights and share my thoughts.  I’m not the authority on Peak Oil, and I’m not the authority on rebutting Peak Oil.  I am a very learned and avid student of Ray Kurzweil, and I ‘survived’ Y2K as an industry insider, and I believe that my insight given those two facets of me makes my analysis unique and pertinent.

According to Michael Rupert:

  1. 30% of America’s refining capability is likely to be destroyed by Hurricane Rita
  2. 30% of America’s domestic natural gas production is shut down.
  3. Saudi replacement oil is useless, because it’s not even a bargain at $10–$12 below market cost.
  4. Rupert agrees with the mainstream media (MSM) that Rita will indeed be a worst case scenario when it hits Texas, effectively destroying anything it touches.
  5. The Chairman of Valero Energy says that this could destroy America’s economy as we know it.
  6. CNN is now predicting $5/gallon gasoline prices post-Rita
  7. The largest nuclear plant in America is being shut down in response to Rita preperation.
  8. FEMA will not protect lives, only protect assets.

I must admit, before reading the article by Michael Rupert, I was a lot more convinced of a crisis hearing this information from trusted members of my inner circle.  Unfortunately, if you read through his article, the bulk of the ‘crisis’ is based on MSM sources. What is it we here at the Blip community have been screaming for almost a year now?  The MSM distorts in favor of sensationalism!  Why?  Because it sells more advertisements!

As soon as my life settles down a bit, I’m going to finish a little documentary I’m working on about FlyDLUX, focusing on the distortion the media placed on our company in relationship with the facts.  It was the most real example in my life I’ve ever had that showed me how much of our ‘news’ is simply entertainment, not factually based. As to the Chairman of Valero Energy, of course he’s going to agree with him.  He’s a chairman of a large energy conglomorate.  He’s looking for corporate welfare, in an era of corporate entitlement.  The more he plays up the crisis, the more he’s likely to recieve in federal aide.  There is no self-interest in him downplaying the crisis.  Just like Enron, if the public wants a crisis, he and others like him are in a position to ‘create a crisis.’

Speaking to FEMA, P.J. O’Rourke on Real Time with Bill Maher brought up an interesting point a week ago.  FEMA is an agency that shouldn’t exist.  It’s a creation of the Carter administration, and it’s responsibilities are essentially redundant to pre-existing private and military operations.  Emergency management shouldn’t be taken care of on a federal level.  It should be the responsibility of the first responders, the National Guard (implemented from state-level authority), and if needed, individual executive orders and acts of congress.  The necessity for a government organisation like FEMA to muck things up simply isn’t there, as it seems to only get in the way of other, more capable organisations, private and governmental.

Most importantly, and on a grander vision that simply this one hurricane and the last, those concerned and even panicked by the Peak Oil prognosis in general (and these disasters in specificity) in my opinion are missing the larger capability of a capitalist system and the Law of Accelerating Returns.  I’m not saying we as a country should ignore the dwindling world oil supplies, and if I was saying that, it simply wouldn’t happen.  I guarantee you all over this country and indeed this planet, there are people quietly positioning themselves to take up world slack with alternative energies onces the world runs out of it’s favorite crude juice.  That’s the nature of economics, and indeed the nature of the law of Accelerating Returns.

Let me quote Ray Kurzweil, one of the worlds leading proponents of AI and technology in general:

The Law of Accelerating Returns: As order exponentially increases, time exponentially speeds up (that is, the time interval between salient events grows shorter as time passes).

But the growth predicted by the Law of Accelerating Returns is an exception to the frequently cited limitations to exponential growth.  Even a catastrophe, as apparently befell our reptilian cohabitants in the late Cretaceous period, only sidesteps an evolutionary process, which then picks up the pieces and continues unabated (unless the entire process is wiped out).  An evolutionary process acclerates because it builds on its past achievements, which includes improvements in its own means for further evolutions.

The Law of Accelerating Returns applies equally to the evolutionary process of computation, which inherently will grow exponentially and essentially without limit.  The two resources it needs – the growing order of the evolving technology itself, and the chaos from which an evolutionary process draws its options for further diversity – are unbounded.

Kurzweil, in the context from which I drew this quote, was attempting to persuade us that machines would one day build themselves, based upon the Law of Accelerating Returns, the Law of Increasing Entropy and The Law of Time and Chaos. (for more on all this, I suggest The Age of Spiritual Machines, by Ray Kurzweil).  The point that I’m driving at, however, is that as time progresses, and chaos increases (that is to say, increasing uncertainty in the energy and the oil markets), the laws previously mentioned dictate that alternative energy forms to fill the voids created will be found, and our way of life will be only slightly disrupted (if at all).

In simpler terms, these criseses and new technologies seem to function on a pendulum swing, and we are entering an age where there seems to be a number of pendulums swinging into their low points, and when a pendulum reaches it’s lowest point in the swing, the chicken littles of the world seem to run out of the woodwork, because it sells papers, issues, advertisement, or otherwise allows them to cash in.

I’m not 100% convinced that my analysis applies here, but I’m hovering around a high 80% to low 90% degree of certainty.  I invite criticism and response to this to distill this down to it’s essential truth.

/mark

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Grab Bag of Topics (or 'See I Told You So' without the limbaugh-like gloating)

It appears I’ve been linked again by the National Ledger. Thanks guys! At least now I know that the new influx isn’t coming in exclusively from the Kelly Clarkson Fan Club. Not that I have anything against Kelly Clarkson, but I’ve never talked about nor listened to her music before, so it strikes me as odd I’d be singled out by them to link prominently. Still, they are a major source of traffic lately, just not the major source.

Speaking of readership, newspaper readership is down, and the megacorps are starting to feel the pinch (you might could read this as we are winning the war!) Hat Tip PowerLineBlog:

These are dark days in the newspaper industry. The New York Times Company announced today that it is cutting 500 jobs, on top of 200 cut earlier this year. Some of the cuts relate to the Times itself, others to the Boston Globe, which is also owned by the Times company.

Also today, the Philadelphia Inquirer and the Philadelphia Daily News, both of which are owned by Knight Ridder, announced cuts totaling 100 jobs "because of lower circulation and revenue."

Just four days ago, the San Francisco Chronicle bought out 90 employees, amid rumors of impending layoffs. Editor & Publisher reported that:

The buyouts come at a time when the Chronicle is seeking to cut costs after several years of multi-million dollar losses, including a $62 million deficit in 2004.

I think it’s a good thing. Are you surprised? Go back and read the Why We Do This post in regards to BlipMedia. There’s this paragraph (quoted below) in there that lists all the failings of the MSM for the last five to ten years, and the bulk of the transgressions are by print media (although a the most recognizable of the transgressions are by television). This is by no means a complete list (although I should really work on a complete list sometime in the near future).

From that entry of my blog:

The New York Times’ Jayson Blair, The New York Times’ Paul McGeough, The New Yorker’s Jon Lee Anderson, Harpers’ Magazine, The New Republic’s Stephen Glass, CBS’s Dan Rather and Marla Mapes, The Boston Globe, ABC’s Mark Halperin, The LA Time’s Roberr Scheer, The Detroit Free Press’s Mitch Albom, and several others all show that the Old Media is busting at the seams with inaccuracies and blatant lies. The New Media keeps pegging the inaccuracies and exposing them, showing all the inherent flaws in their system. As Darrell briefly outlined in his article this week, the New Media is by it’s very nature immune to these kinds of inaccuracies due to it’s a participatory medium, not a one way communication (which is by it’s very definition an oxymoron).

Speaking of things I was right about, I’m pretty sure the following information obtained by the Mars Global Surveyor project harkens back to the salient observation made by me, here. To summarize, global warming has more to do with solar activity than human activity. Glenn Reynolds highlighted this item from the Mars Global Surveyor project:

[F]or three Mars summers in a row, deposits of frozen carbon dioxide near Mars' south pole have shrunk from the previous year's size, suggesting a climate change in progress.

There’s an update in our ‘developing Kate Moss story.’ If you recall, we are the only people to continue to host the forbidden pictures of Kate Moss after Gawker took them down. As people realize this, our traffic has risen by about 300 unique visitors a day. As a public service to the Kate Moss obsessed rizznites, this just in. Hat Tip: Sh!tparade.

This Just (Th)In: H&M Drop Moss After Drug Shame
Swedish fashion chain H&M have dropped disgraced supermodel Kate Moss after a British newspaper published photographs of the beauty allegedly snorting cocaine. The photos in Thursday's Daily Mirror newspaper appear to show Moss indulging in the hard drug during a recording session with on/off boyfriend Pete Doherty and his band Babyshambles in a London studio. Despite Moss' apologies to H&M and their initial acceptance of her regrets, the clothing store have now decided to remove Moss from their $1.8 million advertising campaign. A statement from the company reads, "H&M is strongly against drugs and for many years has actively supported the drug preventing organization Mentor Foundation. After having evaluated the situation, H&M has decided that a campaign with Kate Moss is inconsistent with H&M's clear dissociation of drugs."

BTW, not enough of you are downloading my CD. Do you not love me?

/rizzn

On the Turntables Currently: Radiohead - Thinking About You

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

But seriously folks, where did you come from?

It’s getting a little ridiculous how much attention I’m getting lately.  Just a little.  I’ve been featured on the front page of several different websites this week, a thing that’s happening on such a consistent basis lately that it’s no longer to the point where I need to permalink everyone back that does it anymore.  There’s still a large source of traffic coming from the Kelly Clarkson world, and despite all that traffic, I can’t tell what page it is their hitting (although my suspicion is it’s either the cocaine kate post, or it’s the it’s the old SportKa post.

The big news in my geographic location is, of course, that I’m currently being hit with another hurricane (Hurricane Rita).  Honestly, it’s not a big deal.  Don’t get me wrong, by the time it hits Cat 5 and bears down on Texas or NOLA, it will be.  At the moment, however, it’s barely a category 1, and it’s just a minor rainshower for me.

Sorry that’s not as exciting as the story you see on TV right now.  I’m watching people on the Weather Channel right now that are literally a couple miles from me, and they’re all busting a nut over being in the middle of a hurricane after the NOLA/Katrina disaster, everyone hoping to get picked up on national cable or something.

The thing that always gets me on these hurricane forecasts is they always do the current conditions screen sandwiched between a reporter hanging for dear life from some sort of metal pole in the middle of a hurricane, and this radar screen completely filled up with the color red to make you panic.  But in between the radar and the flying forecaster is this five day outlook and current conditions screen, all of which calmly proclaim that “There’s a chance of slight thunderstorms and windy conditions.”

I mean, if you’re going to go sensation, go sensational all the way!  Put pictures of your reporter blowing in the wind, or just skip the cloud with the lines below it and put a skull and crossbones there!  Why do you wait until the five-day outlook to make everything look calm inducing. 

Consistency.  It’s all I ask for.

Also, I want some feedback from you screwballs on Hamachi/Soundtrack to My Car.  Listen to it and report back!  That’s an order!

/rizzn

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Hamachi and the Soundtrack To My Car

Alright, I’ve been hinting around about a new CD I’ve had done for a number of months now, but not really forced on anyone really but Darrell. Well, it’s everyone’s turn today, because I’m bored and I found a new utility to make it easy to publish.

We’ll try this method out and if it works well, you can refer back to the Music page periodically whenever I upload some of my older CDs.

First things first. Here's the directions on how to download the stuff quick and dirty:

1) Go to www.hamachi.cc and download the latest version here.
2) Next (once it's completely installed and set up), click on the following URL: file:////5.4.205.233/djRizznSTTMC for the latest CD, or right-click and save the files from the detailed track listing below.

1) Click on this link to download the album.
2) Skip Step 2
3) Listen to the MP3s
4) Comment and/or email me and tell me what you think.

1. My Fury: A remix I did for a contest that ended up coming out quite original. The vocals were uncredit public domain, all instrumentation is my own.
2. Southeast: A mix I made back in 1999 or 2000, with some assistance from Peter Hitt and Louis Hebb. My first foray into acoustic djing.
3. End Takes Care: Another song that was acoustically inspired by Southeast. I get accused of mocking a lot of 80's music with this tune. Some assistance from Peter Hitt and Louis Hebb.
4. Take You There: A mix I made to go with the lyrics written and sung by a girl named Meigh. She's got a good voice and mysterious writing style. She told me that she wrote these lyrics when she was a little girl, and used to sing it to herself when she was on the playground.
5. Far North: Yet another song inspired by Southeast. As you can tell at the time I was a little hard up for song titles, but the song itself is fairly original. It has a familiar ring to it for most people, they can't quite place it where they've heard it before. I don't know why since it's completly an original piece. Some assistance from Peter Hitt and Louis Hebb.
6. Yellow Ghost: This is what I like to call electronic emo. I'm not sure where the style came from (other than my oft-deranged brain), but once again the lyrics and singing came from the beautiful talent known only as Meigh.
7. Discernment: Of all the songs on the CD, this one had the most collaborators and spent the longest time on the shelf before I finally ended up producing it last year. On vocals is a girl that made my six month stay in Ft. Worth in 2001 non-maddening, Lauren Strickland. The author of the lyrics is a great friend of my old Dallas clique named 'Rissa Winland. Of course, I did the mixing. The original recording was so bad that I shelved it until I could improve my mastering skills enough to make a good version of the song. I think, all in all, it turned out great. Some assistance on the mix itself from Peter Hitt and Louis Hebb.
8. Leylines: This is actually the title track off of Riz Mix 2: Leylines, the one that had the blue porno chick on the front (for you long time collectors, you know the one I'm talking about). The ending of it has actually been modified from the original CD, as the voices used to be up in a higher pitch to allow for a smooth transition into Halcyon On and On, but I think as a standalone it sounds better with it down low.
9. Slimee Is a Flatworm: I've dated some crazy-ass women, but this crazy song was dedicated to the craziest woman I EVER dated (and not in that good sorta way). Ever. I sang the vocoded lyrics.
10. Outback: the only song I've ever mixed using a Digeree-doo.
11. Black Beans: a mashup of a couple obscure ambient tunes.
12. You Didn't Think I Was Listening, Did You?: a hidden track from the CD. I recorded it off a hidden mic in Ricky McGill's office (Ricky is a partner in AACS).

/rizzn

On the Turntables Currently: DJ Rizzn - Discernment