Friday, January 26, 2007

Busy Week, Busy Day

My week has been nothing but me running around, but somewhere in the middle of it, I've gotten a fair amount of work done.

My Dad gets married tomorrow. It sort of sounds weird saying that. My parents split up a couple years ago and personally, I didn't think he was going to get re-married. As it turns out, I was wrong. A lot of this week has been wedding related in that aspect. As I mentioned earlier, I started the process of opening up an investment account, and I spent a lot of time setting up new business with my stable of clients this week as well.

On top of all that, I've also been working on programming this ... thing. I'm not sure what to call it. I think its going to be a unified management system for my entire life, or at least that's what it's looking like. I've been putting off automating a lot of the day-to-day tasks of running the OblongBox network and ModernOpinion.

In creating the system I'm working on, I'm accomplishing a couple things at once. I'm creating some portable modules I can use for other projects (things like profile and user management) as well as creating some tools that can make my life simpler. As I'm working on the various components of the system (which I'm taking special care to make as compartmentalized and scalable as possible), my mind is reeling as to what it's eventually going to encompass. The amorphous blob of a plan that's in my mind currently is some sort of answer to the Google/Yahoo account - something that does everything. I'm thinking image, podcast, and blog management, profile creation, money management... things like this.

The modules I'm putting in currently mostly have to do with aspects of blog management. I'm throwing in a few things that are monetization tools for bloggers and a profile management system. I'm trying to think of a community-ish way that's different from the norm to tie it all together.

Another thing that I'm thinking I'm going to tie into the system is this monstrosity that I built this week sitting next to my workstation.

I've been complaining for weeks that the way I gather my daily news and information has been sorely lacking. I hate the bias of MSM, but I enjoy the presentation. I like the perspective of New Media, but the tools for viewing and enjoying said media are a little lacking.

So I built this two computer - three monitor setup, that will eventually connect up to a server component I'm building, too. Essentially, one monitor is going to display a video feed that will be coming down from a Shoutcast video server. The content of the video server will be a combination of video podcasts that I have set up on the server as well as recorded TV shows from my home PVR that will get uploaded on an automated basis.

The second monitor will be headlines and images displayed in that Matrix style I've talked about a several times. I'm going to rig up either a button or a touch screen setup that will display the full articles on the monitor next to it for in depth reading.

It's not something I could easily package up and sell, but it will be a neat little info-pr0n showpiece for my office. I'll try to get some pictures up soon.

Everyone: Give Me Money Now

Okay, so I made a huge mistake today. I went and visited an investment banker today at Edward Jones to try to get a grip on what I can do to invest some large sums of money I should be coming into in the next few days and weeks. While I was there, the lady I spoke to pulled up one of those Edward Jones (c) Education Calculators (tm), or as I now like to call it: the "Make You Feel Despondent and Hopeless About the Future Device."

For my stepson to head to a good private college after school, I need to start putting away RIGHT NOW about $2,500 a month into a HIGH YIELD investment account to fully pay for his college tuition. The reason is that adjusted for inflation, an education at, say, Austin College (a little known private liberal arts college in Sherman, Texas) will cost around $350,000 for all four years!

I've also got another child on the way. If I start putting money away right now, I can invest $300 a month for the next 20 YEARS to pay for his or her college tuition.

Higher education. What a friggin' scam. I need to start a university or something. This is absolutely ridiculous!

/rizzn

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Nominally Interesting Day

I've had a nominally interesting day today.

This morning was eventful. Instead of rolling out of bed at my usual 10:00 or so, I was awoken by a phone call from the adoption agency down the street. Its an organisation called BirthWay, and they offer free pregnancy tests, and it's mostly the pro-life answer in our city to Planned Parenthood.

My wife and I had gone down there a few weeks ago to get a pregnancy test as the insurance company we had applied to didn't believe she was pregnant - something about needing empirical evidence or some such nonsense.

While we were there a few weeks ago, the lady who runs the place got our number because Iris had pitched in and helped translate some of the Spanish-speaking people applying for the birth tests to the non-Spanish speaking folks who worked there. They asked if she'd want to come back and help, and she said yes.

Which was why I was woken up at 8:00 AM this morning.

So she went and worked there this afternoon, and said she really enjoyed herself. I went to my meeting at UT only to discover it had been cancelled since my contact was out at a doctor's appointment.

I stopped by 5Tribe earlier today to report my findings on the research they had me doing, and it may eventually lead to my re-hire there on a more permanent basis (to revive the polling project, something that in my absence has devolved into obscurity).

Back at the ranch, I've been working the last couple days on building some tools for creating communities, mostly user management and profile management tools - things that I can compartmentalize and resell or re-use in other projects.

So, all in all, only a nominally interesting day. I warned you with the title, though.

/rizzn

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

A Better Ending than its Beginning

Today ended a lot better than it began.

I spent the bulk of the day in meetings. I started out at 5Tribe, giving them advice on a number of fronts, ranging from ad copy, to internet marketing tips, from our potential PoddedMeat revival to reviving the polling system I created for them last year. I came away with a few promising bits of business I might snap up if I stay on my toes and do what I know I'm able to do assuming I keep my own feet to the fire.

I came back, updated the N-Ventive crew on what's going on with the new PoddedMeat project, checked my email, set an appointment with my new investment advisor, and hit the road again.

This time I ran out to UT, to try to finalize the new content management project, and consult with them on some new business. After we get the content management up and running this week, I'll be presenting them with two new proposals - one to take their campus bi-annual magazine online, and the other to create a student-life blogsite and community for them.

UT is turning out to be a cash-cow for me, and if I achieve my New Year's Resolution of finding at least two more clients of their caliber and time commitment, I'm going to be living the dream - working 15 hours a week and living large.

In the mean time, I've been experimenting with a number of new advertising techniques. I'm very pleased with what I've found, and I'm looking at ways to apply these into some publishable case studies very soon, for my work with 3Degree and for myself.

In the Interesting News Department:

I read an article that was a bit ambiguous this morning, but definitely sounds good. According to Reuters (via Yahoo!):
A potential shortage of coins in the United States could mean all those pennies in your piggy bank could be worth five times their current value soon, says an economist at the Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago. Francois Velde, senior economist at the Chicago Fed, argued in a recent research note that prohibitions by the Mint would unlikely deter serious speculators who already have piled up the coinage.

The best solution, Velde said, would be to "rebase" the penny by making it worth five cents rather than one cent. Doing so would increase the amount of five-cent coins in circulation and do away with the almost worthless one cent coin.

"History shows that when coins are worth melting, they disappear," Velde wrote.

"Rebasing the penny would ... debase the five-cent piece and put it safely away from its melting point," he added.

It's an interesting proposition, and could mean that it's time to take all your liquid assets and invest in pennies. Perhaps? Not sure. Someone read the article and tell me if that's the proper way to read that, because the wording is ambiguously written, and I'm not sure if that's what it's saying or not.

At any rate, I'm off to home with the wife and son. Deuce!

/rizzn

Customer Blacklist

I had an interesting idea.

It was spawned by an idiot customer I had yesterday and today by the name of Carol Whisenhunt. First off, I'd like to take this spot I have on the net and turn it into a megaphone. Carol Whisenhunt of Tyler, Texas is a stupid, silly little girl who is lucky she is friends with one of my good friends.

She bought a perfectly good computer from me yesterday - the same type of computer I've been selling for months now: a one GHz machine with a few extras thrown in - a free monitor and a free CD-RW. I even spent two hours customizing the machine for them and giving them free phone technical support.

She shows up at my office two hours later than she said she would to drop off the machine for me to re-install the OS on it, and instead demands her money back. I had talked to my friend who had referred her earlier, so I knew this was coming, but I still tried to save the deal. I offered to fix the problem. I offered to switch out the computer with a new one. No dice. Wanted her cash back.

So I gave her the cash back, and I told her to thank our mutual friend, otherwise they'd be out on their ass for coming to me with such a stupid request.

After they left is when I had my idea.

The world needs a Customer Blacklist - a public list we can create and add to people who are basically "problem clients." Idiots who are always trying to scam small businesses or ask for returns when none are warranted or is always calling support or customer service over stupid things.

Customer Blacklist. Think about it.

Also, Carol Whisenhunt is a big stupid jerkwad.

/rizzn

Monday, January 22, 2007

Earthshell Files for Bankruptcy

Awww... poor millionaires and billionaires. Their cashcow Earthshell is finally over.

Earthshell filed for bankruptcy today, according to the Houston Chronicle:
EarthShell Corp., which makes fast-food packaging from biodegradable materials like limestone and food starch, has filed for Chapter 11 protection from creditors.

The Lutherville, Md.-based company listed assets of $16,176 and debt of $11.9 million in its bankruptcy petition, filed Friday in the U.S. Bankruptcy Court in Wilmington, Del.

EarthShell didn't say in its bare-bones filing why it was seeking bankruptcy protection.

However, EarthShell said in a regulatory filing earlier this month that it had defaulted on a $5 million financing pact from Cornell Capital Partners LP.

Among the company's largest unsecured creditors is a firm controlled by founder Essam Khashoggi, who is owed $1.9 million. Khashoggi _ brother of Saudi Arabian arms dealer Adnan Khashoggi _ owns about 32 percent of the company, according to the firm's most recent annual report.

EarthShell also owes bondholder SF Capital Partners $2.4 million.

EarthShell, which has lost money for years, posted a $6.2 million net loss in 2005, the last full year for which results are available, compared with a $7.3 million loss in 2004.

The company funded its operations with a combination of loans and debt. EarthShell shares, which trade over the counter, closed Friday at 21 cents each.

Founded in 1992, EarthShell's clients include McDonald's Corp., the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency and food service providers Aramark Corp. and Sodexho Inc.

Now that Earthshell is bankrupt, and is probably going to disappear soon, how will we track the sordid goings on of Essam Khasshoggi and Simon Hodson? I'm not sure, but knowing those two wacky rich-guys, they'll be showing up soon with some new scam to perpetrate upon the public.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Oh Night Divine!

Okay folks... I know it's not Christmas any more, but I recently started chatting with my old online friend Uncle Bob again, and I was looking through his last few blog entries and came across this:



(or download an mp3.)

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Just when you think it can't get worse, it does. Several times!

The backstory:
I received a copy of that song at least 2, maybe 3 Christmas seasons ago after hearing it at our youth group meeting.

My friend Chris said that he received the song from the good folks at CIY (Christ In Youth). CIY is an organization that puts on huge youth conferences on college campuses, usually over the summer.

Chris is on one of their leadership committees and the story goes that that recording was circulated amongst the committee after it had been submitted as an audition tape. CIY typically has singing or talent night (at least I remember they used to) and this recording is a serious audition tape. No joke. It's serious.

I play that song every year for my high school students to lighten them up before they take their Fall semester exams. I have heard that mp3 circulate from time to time, most notably hearing it on NPR's Annoying Music Minute a couple of years ago. Now it is truly famous, thanks Steve.

Entertaining? Not.

I cut my thumb and passed out this morning. Its a bit embarrassing, really. I woke up around nine this morning - one of the virtues of having a youngster running around the house - waking up at an hour I'm not used to! At any rate... I blurrily tromped into the kitchen to fix some breakfast after smoking my morning cigarette. Still a tiny bit buzzed off the nicotine, I pulled out some of those breakfast sausage sandwich things. You know what I'm talking about.. the ones with the impossible to open plastic wrappers.

Well, after fumbling with trying to pry it open, I decide to get a knife out and tear the sucker open. I get the first one out with little resistance. Time to get the second one out, and I pick up the knife again, and brace it against my thumb and press down and pull...

Slice! Open comes my thumb. Damn thing was on backwards. I cut fairly deeply into my thumb. So I tromp into the bathroom to do some impromptu first aid on myself. I'm washing a fair amount of blood down the sink when I start getting really lightheaded. I've passed out a couple times in my life, mostly due to dehydration or exhaustion - it's hard to keep this 6'5" lanky-ass frame properly hydrated and vitaminized.

About the time my wife sees me go to my knees is when she leaps up and runs to assist me.

I remember asking if we had adhesive bandages, I remember going and sitting down on the bed. The next thing I remember is the feeling that, if you've passed out before you know all too well, that "I shouldn't be asleep" feeling and trying to wake up.

Iris pulled me back up to a seated position on the edge of the bed and gave me some juice to drink - I was sweating profusely, and I can only assume she had pulled my pants off, as I was no longer wearing them.

I don't pass out at the sight of blood, I've cut myself before on the same thumb no less fairly deeply, so I can only assume I was dehydrated, and the sudden blood loss caused me to pass out.

That was my morning, how was yours?



My wife watches a lot of those stupid Entertainment Tonight/Access Hollywood style shows, and the talk of tinseltown apparently is that this guy from Gray's Anatomy called someone else a fag, and now the world is upset as if Kramer called someone the n-word or something.

I don't even watch Gray's Anatomy (as I prefer Scrubs), but I really don't see the big deal here. The guy said, "I didn't call [whatever the guy's name is] a faggot" on camera, on the red carpet. He wasn't saying it in a derogatory manner, he was clearing the air about an allegation that he used the word in the first place. It's not a word I'd ever use, and it's not a proper forum to say it, I think, but still... does this fall into the realm of what the world really cares about?

Gay people call each other faggots all the time. My wife calls her friend Brandon a faggot behind his back and to his face all the time; it's like a big joke or something. He laughs, calls his lesbian roommate a fag, calls himself a fag, and everyone has a chuckle.

Personally I prefer the term fairy. I think it's a slight bit less uncouth, but I think that's a personal preference. If there were a minority subculture in America it's okay to use these so-called derogatory terms on, it's the gay culture. They've used it on themselves more than black folks use nigga or the n-word; there've been entire TV shows built around the double entendred use of these words.

Even so, none of this even takes into account: who the hell cares? I mean it's a couple of squabbling idiots from a bad TV show. I think the proper punishment would be to take the whole show off the air. Maybe put a decent sitcom on instead of reality shows or another horrible hospital drama.

I dunno. Maybe I'm just grouchy because I sliced myself open this morning, but that's all I have to say about that.

/rizzn

Friday, January 19, 2007

A Happy Return

Okay, so I bemoaned my lack of personal entries, echoing the sentiments of some of my friends, so I'll post a bit more conversationally here from time to time, starting now.

I'm working on a bunch of interesting things, and a bunch of really boring things. The UT Project is one of the more boring things (for me at least). It has the potential to be a bit more interesting down the line. As of the moment, though, it's mostly just HTML work, which is a bit too tedious to be fun, especially when it's tailoring other people's work, and not creating new stuff.

Speaking of HTML work and all that jazz, can I just say that I absolutely hate what Corel has done to Paint Shop Pro? The old PSP used to be fast loading and just as powerful as Photoshop. Now it takes twice as long to load up as Photoshop does, and once again, they've moved around all the options and buttons, making it impossible to work with. On the one hand, I'm glad that I never pay for my software (for this reason), but on the other hand, I'm finding that I'm doing most of my quick image editing in MS-Paint. How's that for sad?

I'm pondering how exactly I'm going to set up my info stations. I've decided that I'm horribly behind in reading that which I want to read on a daily basis. I'm not getting any new music, news, or interesting blogs. I'm doing good to read my favorite three webcomics each day, much less try to stay on top of LP going's on, and my pleathora of news sites and writers that I've put together, not to mention world events.

I don't want a web based portal - I'm thinking more along the lines of designing a hardware apparatus that can update me TV style of all the things I'm into... or at least a series of monitors hooked up to a system I've set up to get my daily does of info-smut.

That's still a cloud of idea in my head, at the moment - not something I've conceptualized into a real possibility. I do have a glut of extra computers and monitors laying around - so I suppose I have the raw materials set aside for it. I'm just waiting for inspiration to strike as to how I'm going to make it all come together nicely in an easy info-acquisition format. It has to be not only easily readable, but it needs to not be distracting. For some reason, my mind keeps going back to the image of all those newspapers scrolling across the screen when Neo is being hacked by Trinity in the movie The Matrix.

I've always loved that scene.

Ah well. I've got a couple templates to update and then I'm home to the wife and son.

Deuce!

/rizzn

Temporary Suspension Again

Okay... another temporary suspension today while I update more d*land entries.

Entries of Note:
undying hatred or .... - June 2000: in which I describe a most disturbing event when this girl returns to my life.
Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned in Corporate America - August 2000: in which I describe what my newfound corporate life at Nokia is like.
Internal Nokia Memo - August 2000: in which I detail the beginnings of the RTX or Nokia Ringtone file spec.
Absolute truth about company pep rallys is they suck - October 2000: in which I dispute some of my friends refutation of absolute truth.
ok, sorry, semi-serious again. in which i discuss the nature of reality - November 2000: in which I further discuss the nature of reality.
The Pig with Turban, Fred, and Joey's Story of Fun! - November 2000: in which I tell a tale of fun.
Hopefully one of the last revisits to reality discussions, but don't hold your breath - November 2000: in which I have what is probably the last exhortations into the nature of reality.

Criminal Penalties for Loudmouth Citizens

As you read this, the Senate is debating legislation that will silence many grassroots organizations, some bloggers included. Please take immediate action to stop this from happening.

S 1, the "Legislative Transparency and Accountability Act of 2007," by Senator Harry Reid (D-NV), Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY), and 16 other co-sponsors, has a major Trojan Horse.

Section 220 of this bill requires grassroots communications to be subject to onerous registration and reporting requirements that actually exceed what is required of the big Washington, D.C. lobbyists. This makes no sense and can even those small grassroots voices like mine and others.

Please take a minute as soon as you can find a spare one and contact both of your U.S. Senators. In Kentucky, those senators are Mitch McConnell and Jim Bunning. Since McConnell is a co-sponsor, it will be a tough sell but I know ConservaChick readers are smart cookies. Jim Bunning, on the other hand, has been a great voice for us lately and he will be very likely to listen.

They can be reached through their local office near you or through the Capitol Switchboard at (202) 224-3121.

When calling each Senator, ask to speak to the person of the staff who is responsible for S 1, the Legislative Transparency and Accountability Act of 2007. Please ask them to do everything in their power to get Section 220, regulating grassroots communications, removed from S 1.

This matter is extremely urgent because it could come to a vote on the Senate floor in the next few days--or even the next few hours.

/rizzn

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Hilarious and Often Painful Memories

I'm done posting up the first half of my Diaryland posts. Basically, what I've got up there takes you through the CompUSA experience of my life, the breakup of me and my ex Traci, my jail experience, and my period of being unemployed and attempting to start my first company NinjaCo (which I don't even list on my CV anymore, I don't think. Check my Wikipedia entry to be sure).

I seem to have lost the entertaining writing style I had back in those days. I was more conversational and irreverent. I think it came from a combination of living with a bunch of geeks, having way too much time to waste while I was at work, and copious amounts of hallucinogenics. These days, I'm way to engaged in my work to slack off like I used to, I'm way too involved in responsibility for hallucinogenics, and all my geek friends have moved off or I've moved away from them.

I think going over my old writings may inspire me to write a bit more humorously though. Those were some good times.

Going through these entries is a bit of a trip down memory lane - I can easily read between the lines of my entries to what was actually going on behind the scenes. My selective storytelling doesn't fool my brain into remembering only the parts I chronicled. In fact, I think some of the most interesting bits were indeed left out of the diary itself.

The thing that has me the most apprehensive about bringing this whole thing over is the reason why it was discontinued in the first place. My parents back in the day discovered my diary and read all about my juvenile drug use and freaked out. The whole time I'm skimming over these entries and posting them in here, in the back of my mind, I'm reliving the whole experience in my head.

This is probably the main reason behind me procrastinating on this project for the years I've been putting it off for. That and the fact of how mindlessly BORING it is to hit [ctrl+a], [ctrl+c], [ctrl+tab], [ctrl+v], type in the title, type in the date, publish.

Another thing that strikes me is exactly how prolific I was back then. I was posting upwards of three times a day, especially back in early 2000. That's the sort of time-porn one has, though, when you have a slack off job like CompUSA was. Now-a-days, my mind is filled with things that are of immense interest to myself, but of little consequence to anyone else. Very few people want to hear about the clever solution I've worked out for this or that programming job I'm working on, whereas back in the day, everyone wanted to hear about the story of the unending, ruthlessly stupid calls I'd get back in tech-support hell.

I think I'll start filling in the gaps a bit once the import job is done. It's infinitely more interesting to read about than what's going on in my personal life right now (at least for the moment, and likely the near future - as someone who's a new father, the stories that amuse me are likely the most boring stories in the world for the rest of the world!).

Who knows - maybe after this project is done, the gaps are sufficiently filled in, it can all be rolled into a book of my life, and the true Rizzn story can be out there for the world to consume and enjoy.

At least we know my ego is still in healthy condition.

/mark

Quote of the Entry: "Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four."
- Katharine Hepburn

Rizzn.Com Temporarily Suspended

Posting to the site will be temporarily suspended. I'm endeavoring to finish the project I began a few years ago, and that is to import all the old diaryland entries back into rizzn.com - i'm about 45% done, but I stopped working on it years ago.

Who knows, if I get this project done, maybe I'll start finishing all my projects. I still need to finish up my two books I'm working on.

/rizzn

UPDATE: Crap on a crap cracker. I'm 20 minutes in and diaryland goes down in the middle of my acquisition of the posts. Plus, Cammi at UT is playing dumb again, further moving the bar of when I'm going to get paid by the University. Frustrations.

UPDATE 2: I'm going to list some of my favorite posts as I get them up here, so pay attention to this post.

Why Batman Is So Cool - from March 2000: in which I describe why Batman was so cool.
Cause the boys in tha... - from March 2000: in which I express my desire to be a millionaire by 27. I should have been more specific and said acquire and keep a million dollars by the age of 27. Ah well, there's always 30.
Stick a Fork In Me, I'm Done - from March 2000: in which I detail a number of horrible tech calls.
Females Shouldn't Read... - from March 2000: in which the quote of the entry is HILARIOUS
Good Fscking Bye - from April 2000: in which I break up with my girlfriend at the time.
BS PhD: Bullshit Piled Head Deep - from April 2000: in which my ex-GF from the time and a friend of mine confront one another on the breakup.
The Story of a Boy and his Burger - from May 2000: in which I write a story about a boy and his burger.

I'm stopping for now at June 2000. I'm about 50% done importing this particular diary. Two more diaries after that.
asdf

Jaw Dropping Ignorance

I've been gearing up for another round of letters to my representatives regarding this year's legislative agenda. I believe that marijuana should be legalized, but I don't really champion the idea because it's a movement that tends to destroy the credibility of it's champions. None the less, I must say that this is hands down the most atrocious response to a pro-marijuana supporter I've seen in my life. Your jaw will drop, guaranteed.

It comes from the blog Free Keene:
Earlier today I decided to write my representative, Delmar Burridge, an e-mail to voice my support for HB92, decriminalizing marijuana. Unfortunately I was very disheartened by the response I got to my letter. I expect much more from my representatives. Below is both my original letter and his response:

Dear Representative Delmar Burridge
I hope you are in good health. I understand that you are on the Criminal Justice and Public Safety committee which is going to hear testimony this Wednesday on HB92, decriminalizing marijuana. I know you are opposed to this bill, but I trust you can understand how important of an issue this is to many people both in Keene and the rest of New Hampshire. I hope you will consider passing it through committee so that all sides will have their chance to speak on it. NH has some of the most draconian legislation on marijuana, and hundreds of our friends and family members are being arrested for choosing to smoke instead of drink. Please think about passing this through committee so everyone can listen to the opposition and have their chance to speak.
Thank you very much,

Toby Iselin
Keene NH

And his response:

Dear Toby:

My youngest brother Albert who I was very close to died from head injuries sustained when he wrecked his car in West Virginia. His wife walked away. He was a triple major in college; biology, philosophy, and psychology and was smoking a joint before the crash. It is all very vivid including the anguish my parents went through. This occurred in the 1970s and I still miss him. I began work as a juvenile probation officer in the poorest section in Philadelphia in 1969 and the above described experience pales to my on the job, eyeball to eyeball observation of family devastation I saw daily…..and these males were reefer users just like you….saying the same dumb stuff just like you and they were not smart college smart. I saw lots of blood and death. Trust me, these campers were not soon going to be setting the world on fire. Some did suffer severe burns.

Last night one of your buddies called me twice even asking me to be on his TV show. He was yelling and screaming and I hung up on him. You have to chill this guy out. I will say to you what I said to three different callers; I will vote no on this Bill and have lots of very chilling stories to relate to the other committee members so it goes my way.

Suggest you change all your friends, be the designated driver when you are old enough to drink since you don’t drink. I will sign the Bill that keeps tobacco out of the bars when it come up in the house so you don’t get second hand smoke.

I am copying two members of the Keene Police Department in case you want to change your ways and act legal and save your friends.

You are very passionate in your beliefs and would make a great snitch. It is thrilling to dime on your so called friends.

Be healthy and be well.

Delmar D. Burridge
DBurridge@ne.rr.com

(603) 352-5363 or
(603) 542-7744

I would just like to add that I never said that I don’t drink, and nowhere in the e-mail did I mention that I smoke marijuana. It seems that Representative Delmar Burridge is making assumptions without looking at any of the arguments or evidence.

DRM attack on your RIGHTS

* Action Alert - Tell Congress to Keep DRM out of Radio! The new Congress has barely begun, but the major record labels are already up to their old tricks. Sen. Dianne Feinstein has re-introduced the PERFORM Act, a backdoor assault on your right to record off the radio. Satellite and digital radio stations as well as Internet webcasters would have to adopt digital rights management (DRM) restrictions or lose the statutory license for broadcasting music.
 
Letters from constituents like you helped beat this dangerous proposal last year -- take action now to block it again:
 
 
This bill aims to hobble TiVo-like devices for satellite and digital radio. Such devices would be allowed to include "reasonable recording" features, but that excludes choosing
and playing back selections based on song title, artist, or genre. Want to freely move recordings around your home network or copy them to the portable player of your choice?
You'll be out of luck if PERFORM passes.
 
This bill would also mess with Internet radio. Today, Live365, Shoutcast, streaming radio stations included in iTunes, and myriad other smaller webcasters rely on MP3 streaming. PERFORM would in effect force them to use DRM-laden, proprietary formats, so you can say goodbye to software tools like Streamripper that let you record programming to listen to it later.
 
Tell your representatives to oppose the PERFORM Act now: http://action.eff.org/site/Advocacy?id=221
Learn more about the bill: http://www.eff.org/deeplinks/archives/005078.php
Learn more about related bills: http://www.eff.org/IP/digitalradio/

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Disabling your Passport RFID

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/15.01/start.html?pg=9


All passports issued by the US State Department after January 1 will have always-on radio frequency identification chips, making it easy for officials – and hackers – to grab your personal stats. Getting paranoid about strangers slurping up your identity? Here's what you can do about it. But be careful – tampering with a passport is punishable by 25 years in prison. Not to mention the "special" customs search, with rubber gloves. Bon voyage!

1) RFID-tagged passports have a distinctive logo on the front cover; the chip is embedded in the back.

2) Sorry, "accidentally" leaving your passport in the jeans you just put in the washer won't work. You're more likely to ruin the passport itself than the chip.

3) Forget about nuking it in the microwave – the chip could burst into flames, leaving telltale scorch marks. Besides, have you ever smelled burnt passport?

4) The best approach? Hammer time. Hitting the chip with a blunt, hard object should disable it. A nonworking RFID doesn't invalidate the passport, so you can still use it.



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Thursday, January 11, 2007

Flags of our Fathers Day

Check out the site Girls Are Pretty. Absolutely drop dead hilarious creative writing.

For a sample, read below:

Your father was never in a war. The military didn’t want him because he walked funny, like a gay chicken, and though he was never diagnosed with a physical infirmity, his way of walking was enough for the draft office to send him home.

“But I want to raise a flag on a foreign beach, like those guys!” he shouted to the man looking for kids to send to Viet Nam.

“Maybe you can do your part by going home and learning to sew,” the military man giggled. “Someone’s got to make the flag before it gets raised, you know.”

Your father took the man’s advice and started a custom flag-making business. He distributes his share of American flags, especially around the Fourth of July, but his specialty is the custom design.

“A group of us meet every month and collect tadpoles from the creek,” a man seeking a flag might say to your father. “We’re all in our forties.”

“I’ve got it,” your father will say. Then he’ll sketch out a pattern of earth tones with a solid block in the corner containing three wormy looking creatures held in a palm worn down with time.

“I’m a serial killer and I like to stick a little flag inside the eye-socket of my victims,” another customer might tell your father. “Fucks with the police something fierce.”

Your father will ask the killer how many people he plans to kill, then he’ll quickly cover a sheet of sketch paper in blood red colored pencil. In the corner will be a block of stars, just like the American flag, but three of the stars will be upside down. “You stick this in your third victim. I’ll need to give you one for every person you kill. This is going to be expensive.”

The serial killer would place the order and would then start saving money before he went on his killing spree. Your father might end up getting stuck with the flags if the killer came to his senses or got caught molesting a farmer’s crop or something else that would send him to jail, but your father was the kind of man who would take the risk for the sake of his vision. Compromising a design was a far greater sacrifice than the monetary investment.

Your father’s never made you a flag before. Today, as a grown man, you’re going to go into his shop and place your order.

“I want a flag that says Oops on it so I can raise it in the air every time I fart.”

Your father won’t sketch right away. First he’ll need to wipe the tears from his eyes. He always dreamed that one day you would come to him like this. Cry with him.

Finally, he’ll wipe his nose, take a breath, and he’ll say, “Do you want 'Oops' with an explanation point or a frownie face?”

/rizzn

$300 Laptop

$100 Laptop. $300 Laptop - coming soon to the general public!

According to the BBC, the folks over at the Laptop Per Child project are considering opening up for sale their goods to the general public. They are still attempting to get the price down to $100 (it currently is at $150 per computer).

According to a statement by a company official at CES this year, they are considering putting forth a deal where they will sell to the general public if the customer commits to buying another for charity. This effectively puts the price of a laptop at $300 now, which is a fair price for an internet ready portable terminal.

/rizzn

$300 Laptop

$100 Laptop. $300 Laptop - coming soon to the general public!

According to the BBC, the folks over at the Laptop Per Child project are considering opening up for sale their goods to the general public. They are still attempting to get the price down to $100 (it currently is at $150 per computer).

According to a statement by a company official at CES this year, they are considering putting forth a deal where they will sell to the general public if the customer commits to buying another for charity. This effectively puts the price of a laptop at $300 now, which is a fair price for an internet ready portable terminal.

/rizzn

Ron Paul for President

Ron Paul for President! You heard it hear first.

Representative Paul has not yet made his announcement public yet, but today incorporation papers were filed for the Ron Paul for President Exploratory Committee.

This is exciting news. Finally, a presidential candidate that I'd actually want to vote for.

/rizzn

Girl on Girl Action!


This is the kind of pr0n LPers look at.

This came from the LPRadicals group.

Text of President Bush's Address (1/10/2007)

Good evening. Tonight in Iraq, the Armed Forces of the United States are engaged in a struggle that will determine the direction of the global war on terror — and our safety here at home. The new strategy I outline tonight will change America's course in Iraq, and help us succeed in the fight against terror.

When I addressed you just over a year ago, nearly 12 million Iraqis had cast their ballots for a unified and democratic nation. The elections of 2005 were a stunning achievement. We thought that these elections would bring the Iraqis together — and that as we trained Iraqi security forces, we could accomplish our mission with fewer American troops.

But in 2006, the opposite happened. The violence in Iraq — particularly in Baghdad — overwhelmed the political gains the Iraqis had made. al-Qaeda terrorists and Sunni insurgents recognized the mortal danger that Iraq's elections posed for their cause. And they responded with outrageous acts of murder aimed at innocent Iraqis. They blew up one of the holiest shrines in Shia Islam — the Golden Mosque of Samarra — in a calculated effort to provoke Iraq's Shia population to retaliate. Their strategy worked. Radical Shia elements, some supported by Iran, formed death squads. And the result was a vicious cycle of sectarian violence that continues today.

The situation in Iraq is unacceptable to the American people — and it is unacceptable to me. Our troops in Iraq have fought bravely. They have done everything we have asked them to do. Where mistakes have been made, the responsibility rests with me.

It is clear that we need to change our strategy in Iraq. So my national security team, military commanders, and diplomats conducted a comprehensive review. We consulted Members of Congress from both parties, our allies abroad, and distinguished outside experts. We benefited from the thoughtful recommendations of the Iraq Study Group — a bipartisan panel led by former Secretary of State James Baker and former Congressman Lee Hamilton. In our discussions, we all agreed that there is no magic formula for success in Iraq. And one message came through loud and clear: Failure in Iraq would be a disaster for the United States.

The consequences of failure are clear: Radical Islamic extremists would grow in strength and gain new recruits. They would be in a better position to topple moderate governments, create chaos in the region, and use oil revenues to fund their ambitions. Iran would be emboldened in its pursuit of nuclear weapons. Our enemies would have a safe haven from which to plan and launch attacks on the American people. On September the 11th, 2001, we saw what a refuge for extremists on the other side of the world could bring to the streets of our own cities. For the safety of our people, America must succeed in Iraq.

The most urgent priority for success in Iraq is security, especially in Baghdad. Eighty% of Iraq's sectarian violence occurs within 30 miles of the capital. This violence is splitting Baghdad into sectarian enclaves, and shaking the confidence of all Iraqis. Only the Iraqis can end the sectarian violence and secure their people. And their government has put forward an aggressive plan to do it.

Our past efforts to secure Baghdad failed for two principal reasons: There were not enough Iraqi and American troops to secure neighborhoods that had been cleared of terrorists and insurgents. And there were too many restrictions on the troops we did have. Our military commanders reviewed the new Iraqi plan to ensure that it addressed these mistakes. They report that it does. They also report that this plan can work.

Now let me explain the main elements of this effort: The Iraqi government will appoint a military commander and two deputy commanders for their capital. The Iraqi government will deploy Iraqi Army and National Police brigades across Baghdad's nine districts. When these forces are fully deployed, there will be 18 Iraqi Army and National Police brigades committed to this effort — along with local police. These Iraqi forces will operate from local police stations — conducting patrols, and setting up checkpoints, and going door-to-door to gain the trust of Baghdad residents.

This is a strong commitment. But for it to succeed, our commanders say the Iraqis will need our help. So America will change our strategy to help the Iraqis carry out their campaign to put down sectarian violence — and bring security to the people of Baghdad. This will require increasing American force levels. So I have committed more than 20,000 additional American troops to Iraq. The vast majority of them — five brigades — will be deployed to Baghdad. These troops will work alongside Iraqi units and be embedded in their formations. Our troops will have a well-defined mission: to help Iraqis clear and secure neighborhoods, to help them protect the local population, and to help ensure that the Iraqi forces left behind are capable of providing the security that Baghdad needs.

Many listening tonight will ask why this effort will succeed when previous operations to secure Baghdad did not. Well, here are the differences: In earlier operations, Iraqi and American forces cleared many neighborhoods of terrorists and insurgents — but when our forces moved on to other targets, the killers returned. This time, we will have the force levels we need to hold the areas that have been cleared. In earlier operations, political and sectarian interference prevented Iraqi and American forces from going into neighborhoods that are home to those fueling the sectarian violence. This time, Iraqi and American forces will have a green light to enter these neighborhoods — and Prime Minister Maliki has pledged that political or sectarian interference will not be tolerated.

I have made it clear to the prime minister and Iraq's other leaders that America's commitment is not open-ended. If the Iraqi government does not follow through on its promises, it will lose the support of the American people — and it will lose the support of the Iraqi people. Now is the time to act. The prime minister understands this. Here is what he told his people just last week: "The Baghdad security plan will not provide a safe haven for any outlaws, regardless of (their) sectarian or political affiliation."

This new strategy will not yield an immediate end to suicide bombings, assassinations, or IED attacks. Our enemies in Iraq will make every effort to ensure that our television screens are filled with images of death and suffering. Yet over time, we can expect to see Iraqi troops chasing down murderers, fewer brazen acts of terror, and growing trust and cooperation from Baghdad's residents. When this happens, daily life will improve, Iraqis will gain confidence in their leaders, and the government will have the breathing space it needs to make progress in other critical areas. Most of Iraq's Sunni and Shia want to live together in peace — and reducing the violence in Baghdad will help make reconciliation possible.

A successful strategy for Iraq goes beyond military operations. Ordinary Iraqi citizens must see that military operations are accompanied by visible improvements in their neighborhoods and communities. So America will hold the Iraqi government to the benchmarks it has announced.

To establish its authority, the Iraqi government plans to take responsibility for security in all of Iraq's provinces by November. To give every Iraqi citizen a stake in the country's economy, Iraq will pass legislation to share oil revenues among all Iraqis. To show that it is committed to delivering a better life, the Iraqi government will spend 10 billion dollars of its own money on reconstruction and infrastructure projects that will create new jobs. To empower local leaders, Iraqis plan to hold provincial elections later this year. And to allow more Iraqis to re-enter their nation's political life, the government will reform de-Baathification laws — and establish a fair process for considering amendments to Iraq's constitution.

America will change our approach to help the Iraqi government as it works to meet these benchmarks. In keeping with the recommendations of the Iraq Study Group, we will increase the embedding of American advisers in Iraqi Army units — and partner a Coalition brigade with every Iraqi Army division. We will help the Iraqis build a larger and better-equipped Army — and we will accelerate the training of Iraqi forces, which remains the essential U.S. security mission in Iraq. We will give our commanders and civilians greater flexibility to spend funds for economic assistance. We will double the number of Provincial Reconstruction Teams. These teams bring together military and civilian experts to help local Iraqi communities pursue reconciliation, strengthen the moderates, and speed the transition to Iraqi self reliance. And Secretary Rice will soon appoint a reconstruction coordinator in Baghdad to ensure better results for economic assistance being spent in Iraq.

As we make these changes, we will continue to pursue al-Qaeda and foreign fighters. al-Qaeda is still active in Iraq. Its home base is Anbar Province. al-Qaeda has helped make Anbar the most violent area of Iraq outside the capital. A captured al-Qaeda document describes the terrorists' plan to infiltrate and seize control of the province. This would bring al-Qaeda closer to its goals of taking down Iraq's democracy, building a radical Islamic empire, and launching new attacks on the United States at home and abroad.

Our military forces in Anbar are killing and capturing al-Qaeda leaders — and they are protecting the local population. Recently, local tribal leaders have begun to show their willingness to take on al-Qaeda. And as a result, our commanders believe we have an opportunity to deal a serious blow to the terrorists. So I have given orders to increase American forces in Anbar Province by 4,000 troops. These troops will work with Iraqi and tribal forces to keep up the pressure on the terrorists. America's men and women in uniform took away al-Qaeda's safe haven in Afghanistan — and we will not allow them to re-establish it in Iraq.

Succeeding in Iraq also requires defending its territorial integrity — and stabilizing the region in the face of extremist challenges. This begins with addressing Iran and Syria. These two regimes are allowing terrorists and insurgents to use their territory to move in and out of Iraq. Iran is providing material support for attacks on American troops. We will disrupt the attacks on our forces. We will interrupt the flow of support from Iran and Syria. And we will seek out and destroy the networks providing advanced weaponry and training to our enemies in Iraq.

We are also taking other steps to bolster the security of Iraq and protect American interests in the Middle East. I recently ordered the deployment of an additional carrier strike group to the region. We will expand intelligence sharing — and deploy Patriot air defense systems to reassure our friends and allies. We will work with the governments of Turkey and Iraq to help them resolve problems along their border. And we will work with others to prevent Iran from gaining nuclear weapons and dominating the region.

We will use America's full diplomatic resources to rally support for Iraq from nations throughout the Middle East. Countries like Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Jordan and the Gulf States need to understand that an American defeat in Iraq would create a new sanctuary for extremists — and a strategic threat to their survival. These nations have a stake in a successful Iraq that is at peace with its neighbors — and they must step up their support for Iraq's unity government. We endorse the Iraqi government's call to finalize an International Compact that will bring new economic assistance in exchange for greater economic reform. And on Friday, Secretary Rice will leave for the region — to build support for Iraq, and continue the urgent diplomacy required to help bring peace to the Middle East.

The challenge playing out across the broader Middle East is more than a military conflict. It is the decisive ideological struggle of our time. On one side are those who believe in freedom and moderation. On the other side are extremists who kill the innocent, and have declared their intention to destroy our way of life. In the long run, the most realistic way to protect the American people is to provide a hopeful alternative to the hateful ideology of the enemy — by advancing liberty across a troubled region. It is in the interests of the United States to stand with the brave men and women who are risking their lives to claim their freedom — and to help them as they work to raise up just and hopeful societies across the Middle East.

From Afghanistan to Lebanon to the Palestinian Territories, millions of ordinary people are sick of the violence, and want a future of peace and opportunity for their children. And they are looking at Iraq. They want to know: Will America withdraw and yield the future of that country to the extremists — or will we stand with the Iraqis who have made the choice for freedom?

The changes I have outlined tonight are aimed at ensuring the survival of a young democracy that is fighting for its life in a part of the world of enormous importance to American security. Let me be clear: The terrorists and insurgents in Iraq are without conscience, and they will make the year ahead bloody and violent. Even if our new strategy works exactly as planned, deadly acts of violence will continue — and we must expect more Iraqi and American casualties. The question is whether our new strategy will bring us closer to success. I believe that it will.

Victory will not look like the ones our fathers and grandfathers achieved. There will be no surrender ceremony on the deck of a battleship. But victory in Iraq will bring something new in the Arab world — a functioning democracy that polices its territory, upholds the rule of law, respects fundamental human liberties, and answers to its people. A democratic Iraq will not be perfect. But it will be a country that fights terrorists instead of harboring them — and it will help bring a future of peace and security for our children and grandchildren.

This new approach comes after consultations with Congress about the different courses we could take in Iraq. Many are concerned that the Iraqis are becoming too dependent on the United States — and therefore, our policy should focus on protecting Iraq's borders and hunting down al-Qaeda. Their solution is to scale back America's efforts in Baghdad — or announce the phased withdrawal of our combat forces. We carefully considered these proposals. And we concluded that to step back now would force a collapse of the Iraqi government, tear the country apart, and result in mass killings on an unimaginable scale. Such a scenario would result in our troops being forced to stay in Iraq even longer, and confront an enemy that is even more lethal. If we increase our support at this crucial moment, and help the Iraqis break the current cycle of violence, we can hasten the day our troops begin coming home.

In the days ahead, my national security team will fully brief Congress on our new strategy. If members have improvements that can be made, we will make them. If circumstances change, we will adjust. Honorable people have different views, and they will voice their criticisms. It is fair to hold our views up to scrutiny. And all involved have a responsibility to explain how the path they propose would be more likely to succeed.

Acting on the good advice of Senator Joe Lieberman and other key members of Congress, we will form a new, bipartisan working group that will help us come together across party lines to win the war on terror. This group will meet regularly with me and my administration. It will help strengthen our relationship with Congress. We can begin by working together to increase the size of the active Army and Marine Corps, so that America has the Armed Forces we need for the 21st century. We also need to examine ways to mobilize talented American civilians to deploy overseas — where they can help build democratic institutions in communities and nations recovering from war and tyranny.

In these dangerous times, the United States is blessed to have extraordinary and selfless men and women willing to step forward and defend us. These young Americans understand that our cause in Iraq is noble and necessary — and that the advance of freedom is the calling of our time. They serve far from their families, who make the quiet sacrifices of lonely holidays and empty chairs at the dinner table. They have watched their comrades give their lives to ensure our liberty. We mourn the loss of every fallen American — and we owe it to them to build a future worthy of their sacrifice.

Fellow citizens: The year ahead will demand more patience, sacrifice, and resolve. It can be tempting to think that America can put aside the burdens of freedom. Yet times of testing reveal the character of a nation. And throughout our history, Americans have always defied the pessimists and seen our faith in freedom redeemed. Now America is engaged in a new struggle that will set the course for a new century. We can and we will prevail.

We go forward with trust that the Author of Liberty will guide us through these trying hours. Thank you and good night.

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

What is Marketing?

People often ask for an explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:

You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You are a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.

You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and gropes your breast and grabs your ass. That's Arnold Schwarzenegger.

You like it, but 20 years later your attorney decides you were offended and files suit. That's America.

Now you know how "Marketing" works.

...and a Happy New Year

Hey folks. It's my birthday - I'm now 28 years old (feel free to buy me things). I thought I'd post to reflect on the past year and what next year may bring. It has been a year of immense change for me personally and professionally. All in all, it was quite fun.

In January, I was still recovering financially from the move to Texas in my escape from Hurricane Wilma - and very quickly did I do so. I sold off the intellectual property rights to BlipMedia, and picked up a position at 5Tribe, a niche media marketing firm. 5Tribe is an interesting company, and it's difficult to describe exactly what they do succinctly, but I was contracted to create a custom data acquisition appliance for them as well as a handheld appliance. I completed the former, but the contract was cut short in March before the latter could be completed.

Personally, I was enjoying my local hero status, and enjoying that I was getting to spend time with my friend Darrell, whom I hadn't had time to hang out with in years. He and I hadn't started a new project together since the ill-fated Mark and Darrell Show - something we started before my move to Florida. We tried to launch several things together, most meeting with varying degrees of failure. Finally, we hit upon what we thought was a winner - PoddedMeat.

Unfortunately, due to who knows what reason, the gung-ho attitude disappeared somewhere in the middle of launch week, in which he dropped the ball in a manner so as to really mess up things. We ended up delaying launch a week, if memory serves, and Darrell and I parted company. This was probably the low point for me all year - losing my best friend over an argument. For those of you who keep asking, no, we haven't spoken to each other since then.

I also sold off my first company, BlipMedia, in pieces to various other podcasting companies. With it I paid off some debts and bought a new car. I worked on my first political campaign, and resigned from my first political campaign when the politician I worked for lied to me about the funding (shocking, I know!).

I topped Rizzn.com off at around 1300 posts this year, and my traffic finally died down from the Suge Knight incident. I launched two major blogging networks, and as a whole we produce about a book's worth of writing material every two weeks.

I met a beautiful girl, married her, then got her pregnant.

All in all, it's been an interesting year. I hope next year is just as interesting and at least half as successful!

/rizzn

Monday, January 8, 2007

Seperating Out Blogs by Domain

The final step is being taken today to begin true monetization of ModernOpinion.com - seperating out each blogger onto their own sub-domain of ModernOpinion. The reason is that for each domain we maintain under the site, we get an additional revenue stream with our paid placements.

With this article, however, I'm going to focus less on the business mechanics of ModOp and focus a bit more on a neat Blogger hack I figured out today.

All of my domains run ASP, so it makes this Blogger hack particularly easy, but in the case you don't have ASP running on your domain, I'll show you how to do this without using ASP, in just straight HTML. This hack is for moving your domain or blog without losing visitors, for whatever reason (say you're moving from BlogSpot or moving from one URL to another).

Step-By-Step:
1. Go into your blogger settings, and click on the "Publishing" sub-tab.
2. Change the Blog URL path ONLY to reflect your new URL where your blog will live after the move.
3. Click on "Archiving" sub-tab.
4. Do the same thing in step 2 to the Archive URL.
5. Click on the "Template" tab.
6. Copy your entire template off to a blank Notepad document.
7. Erase everything in your Template Window.
8. If you have ASP: <blogger><% response.redirect "<$BlogItemPermalinkURL$>" %></blogger>
If you have no ASP:
<blogger><meta equiv="Refresh" content="" url="<$BlogItemPermalinkURL$">"></blogger>
9. Re-publish your blog completely.
10. Go into your "Publishing" and "Archive" tabs and update the directories and urls and ftp logins to match your new blogging host.
11. Copy your old Template code from that notepad document you made earlier.
12. Paste it back into the Blogger Template area.
13. Re-Publish again.

Voila! You have now made and auto-redirect to your new blog location! Congratulations!

Email me if you find any areas or have any questions regarding all that.

/rizzn

Thursday, January 4, 2007

What I'm Working On

I'll be brief - my step-son's father is coming in an hour or so to come and pick him up, so I need to head on home. Here's what you can look forward to in the next few days here at Rizzn.com:

  • Some re-vitalisation over at ModernOpinion.com - I've got a few things planned, and hopefully the beginning of some monetization over there. I can't wait for that thing to start making some money so I can start promoting it! I thank my writers there for being so dedicated in this lean time of slow growth.
  • An interview with Barry Cooper - a fellow has been making headlines lately. He's an ex-Narc who's instructing people with a penchant for pot how to not get busted. I sit down with him and talk about what he's doing get the inside scoop and all that jazz.
  • The next iteration of PoddedMeat - A lot of fans out there are wondering what's going on with PoddedMeat. I gotta say, we have some exciting things in the works, and pending a few pitch meetings next Thursday, I can start talking about what we have in store.
  • OblongBox - I'm going to do something about OblongBox. The momentum has sort of died around here, and I've got a few ideas to pick things back up.
  • UT Tyler - I'm working on creating a news engine for the UT system's websites. I'll give the inside scoop on how I'm putting all that together.
  • Optimus Rhyme - I'm finishing up my remix for the new Optimus Rhyme CD. It's gonna be neat.
Look for information on this stuff in detail tomorrow and next week. For now, gotta jet!

/rizzn

Wednesday, January 3, 2007

A Day of Foreign Policy Discussion

I've had an interesting day of foreign policy discussion, and I capped it off by reading Ann Coulter's article at Human Events Online about President Ford and the Democrats inability to prosecute a war competently. I have to say, Ann Coulter is one of my favorite writers. She is very compelling, and if you have a conservative bone in your body at all, she knows how to appeal to you quite exquisitely.

Of course, bagging on Democrat foreign policy isn't that hard. History is replete with Democrat screwups - from Truman to Clinton and a host of congressional idiots of all ages.

Libertarian foreign policy is harder to pin down. I spent a lot of today conversing with Susan Hogarth of the LRC (Libertarian Radical Caucus - a group of Libertarians who believe themselves to be the core of the LP). I'm a pretty strong LP supporter, but I've always had a hard time pinning down exactly what it meant to be libertarian in the realm of foreign policy.

Today, the opportunity arose for me to participate in a discussion with Susan that might illuminate it for me. The Green Party press release I discussed earlier today rippled throughout the LP discussion lists, and shortly after my post about it, it was brought up on the LRC discussion group by Susan.

Susan Hoggarth:
It would be nice to have the LP issue a release something like the one the GP released[.] I guess our platform does not have a death penalty plank and as a Party there is some division on this question, but the other two points (dealing with the complicity of the US government in Hussein's crimes) are still valid.

I'm just thinking the LP is not hitting the war issue very strongly. Where is the outrage against he war against Afghanistan, for instance?
I can't speak for all LPers, but in Texas, especially, a lot of conservatives take refuge in the LP, and aren't very strongly aligned against the war (not to say they are big supporters of it either). According to Susan, speaking for hard-line libertarianism, traditionally, the far-right wing of American conservativism have been opposed to foreign intervention for any reason, citing John T. Flynn's World War II activism.

John T. Flynn opposed war and militarism on the precept that it was a job making boondoggle. Flynn was one of the founders of the America First Committee which opposed Roosevelt’s foreign policy. Flynn became head of the New York City chapter which claimed a membership of 135,000. The Committee charged that Roosevelt was using lies and deception to ensnare the United States into the war. It mounted campaigns against Lend Lease, the Selective Service, and other initiatives by Roosevelt.

Although Flynn scrupulously distanced the Committee from the ravings of extremist and anti-Semitic groups, such as the National Union for Social Justice, his old pro-war leftist allies cut him off and the New Republic pulled his regular column, “Other People’s Money.”

During the Cold War period, Flynn continued his unflagging opposition to interventionist foreign policies and militarism. He was an early and prophetic critic of American involvement in the Indo-Chinese War on the side of the French. He charged that sending U.S. troops would “only be proving the case of the Communists against America that we are defending French imperialism.”

Flynn became an early and avid supporter of Senator Joseph McCarthy in great part because McCarthy shared his contempt for the eastern Cold War elite.

Despite this ill-conceived association with McCarthy, Flynn remained fairly consistent in his foreign policy views. In 1955, he had a formal falling out with the new generation of Cold War conservatives when William F. Buckley Jr. rejected one of his articles for the new National Review. It had attacked militarism as a “job-making boondoggle.” Flynn retired from public life in 1960 and died in 1964.

Despite my strong beliefs coming into the LP long ago, I've had very little problem integrating my philosophy with LP philosophy. However, as I've said, militarism and waging wars have always been a problematic potential contention of mine in conjunction with Libertarian philosophy. Granted, most wars waged in modern times are boondoggles, it seems, but there has to be the allowance for the possibility that a war can be waged by America outside of simple self defense in today's modern times. Capitalism can cure most things, but it can't cure a madman dictator with a big red button - and we seem to have a few of those running around the world these days.

Digressing a little bit, however, one has to wonder how mad these madmen really are. I think most of us would agree that Saddam Hussein was just as mad of a dictator as any Jong-Il or Chavez or Mudeniajawhatever from Iran. As Saddam's snuff film proves, he goes out like just about any of us would facing immenent death - praying to his God for salvation (in case you missed it, his last words words were: "There is no God but Allah, and I testify that His prophet is Mohammad") .. one has to wonder if all the madmen of his ilk by inference are similarly afraid of death, and if so, are they as ready to start the Armageddon as they proclaim?

Coming back to the topic at hand, though, for us as Libertarians to come out against the war at this point in the game is a little bit like a 'me-too' syndrome. If it's not something we've been championing as a party for the last several years, then why do it now, unless it's to be disingenuously capitalizing on current political trade winds?

I expressed these sentiments to Susan, and she responded by saying: "That reminds me of the people who say they were opposed to the war, but since the US is *there*, it might as well be conducted 'right'. We might as well get out!"

I've always been a foreign policy wonk, even before I came over to the LP, and I must admit that this brand of logic appeals to me (that we must do it right since we're there) - most of the chaos and violent repercussions in history have been resultant from either bad decisions of hasty retreat, end or otherwise cessation of conflict when it isn't a direct result of an evil madman's plan for world domination. Getting out of a bad situation the right way is very important in my view. For further exposition on that, see what Ann Coulter has to say today.

As the discussion wore on, it became clear what the policy was. Hoggarth termed it as non-interventionist, and suggested that she would take up arms personally, as other citizens of a libertarian nation would, against threats against American security.

Susan says:
I oppose wars of aggression because they are aggression. I oppose government-led wars at all levels because taxation in the pursuit of war is aggression against a government's own people. When such an occasion arises, I'll be there with my SKS.
My contention is that with rogue nations and unstable nations running around with world-destroying weapons, we won't feel threatened until the shadow of the nukes loom overhead. India and Pakistan threaten each other daily with nuclear attacks. China regularly threatens Taiwan with nukes. North Korea regularly threatens America, as does Iran threaten Israel and America, and both nations purportedly have nukes. Chavez may not have nukes now, but he has openly declared war on America and has aligned his nation with other nuclear powers.

We have been threatened, is the point. The average American won't take up arms, and the administration is too busy conducting war on their personal vendettas to pay attention to these threats. All it takes to end it all is for one of these nations to follow through. What makes the situation even more frightening is that most of these nations mentioned don't have sufficient checks and balances on the process of engaging nukes - so a rogue faction can come into power within the military and decide to end it all on behalf of that military's president or nation.

Susan said: "Perhaps [those that [you] have talked to with a clear image of their ideal foreign policy, it didn't seem sufficiently well thought through] is simply because you disagree with them?"

Perhaps so. I'm not advocating any particular foreign policy in mentioning all this - I'm more in search of a foreign policy I can adopt and advocate. My problem is a self-defense or non-interventionist policy doesn't take into account these types of modern-world situations, things I deem as real threats to American and world-wide security.

Heck, I don't even know that a use of force against these countries to forcibly remove the red button from their cold dead fingers is even the answer - I just know that at any moment it could all end because we as a country failed to see the contingencies and results of our actions in decades past... Nuclear proliferation by Reagan, Carter, Nixon and Ford during the Cold War as a result of poor judgement from President Truman in deciding what parts of the world the Europeans and Soviets got to keep, as a result of getting involved with a world war by Roosevelt....

It's well and good to say that someone is against war - it's like being against abortion, or against killing. Sure, it sounds great to say "Let's get out of Iraq now!" But like death, abortion, or any major hotbutton issue, its impossible to have a black and white policy on such topics.

For example - killing is wrong (except when in self defense, or when it's defending the defenseless in your care, or in certain cases defending your property). Or another example: Abortion is a woman's right (except if you believe that killing is wrong and that a fetus is a defenseless human under your care, in which case, see killing (except if the woman's life is in danger, in which case the mother's life takes precedence).

My point is that there are almost always caveats. These caveats mentioned above don't necessarily reflect my viewpoints, but a number of viewpoints that conflict with one another that must be reconciled for the plurality of America to agree with a policy on what should seemingly be a black or white topic.

The grey areas must be thought about and discussed, or else it's just rhetoric.

Anyone out there have any input? Let me know.

Texas Green Party blasts Operation Enduring Freedom

The Green Party of Texas issued a press release today:
Here in the holiday season, George W. Bush's immoral and illegal occupation of Iraq has reached a grim milestone. As of December 31st, 2006, 3000 honorable men and women of our armed forces have died in this reckless and atrocious act of aggression.

Every claim made to justify this war has been a lie:
  • The claims that Iraq was manufacturing weapons of mass destruction
  • The claim that somehow Iraq was a clear and imminent threat to the United States
  • The claim that our purpose in Iraq was to "liberate" the Iraqi people from tyranny
  • The claim that the Hussein regime was in some way connected to the attacks of September 11, 2001.

The invasion and occupation of Iraq has cost the lives of hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqi women, children and men, has cost the lives of 3000 American military men and women, has injured almost 25,000 of our military, has cost this country almost half a trillion dollars, has shattered our foreign relations, and has fostered deep contempt and anger against our country across the globe. Our military presence in Iraq is fueling the civil war growing there and is inflaming sectarian violence. Our outrageous policy of torturing prisoners of war in Iraq constitutes a horrific violation of American values and principles that puts our own military men and women in grave danger of being tortured themselves.

The Green Party of Texas calls on the White House and Congress to immediately withdraw the American military troops from Iraq and fund an internationally-diverse humanitarian and diplomatic mission to that country.
I could pick this press release apart bit by bit, but is it really necessary? I guess that people still spew garbage like this is evidence that it is.
That we are grimacing as a country at the loss of 3000 troups is deplorable, and shows that America is no longer worthy of the mantle of 'Superpower' any longer. Compare death rates of Iraq and WWII for evidence.

That the Green Party thinks that throwing more money at this quagmire in the form of diplomacy and humanitarianism is idiotic, as eight years of diplomacy and humanitarianism in the face of terror and anti-Americanism under Clinton showed us that nothing can be achieved by this route.

Say what you want about my party of Libertarians - but hey, at least we're not Greens!

/rizzn

Update:

Fred Drew of the TxSLEC had the following to say on the press release:
I am sad that the Green Party has determined to pursue that tactic as it will alienate about 80% of the families in South Texas, who believe like President Ford, that Bush used the wrong message to justify the war and that Congress supported it wrongly by authorizing it, as required by the War Powers Act.

Most of rural America doesn’t support Bush but believes the troops are doing the right thing because they are the families of the troops and are being told directly from the horse’s mouth that progress is being made with the exception of certain areas in particular, Bagdad.

They are also not the stupid underachievers that they were called by Congressman Rangel.

There is a lot of difference between commencing a war for what appear to be the wrong reasons and then trying to get out later. If you walk away without a clear victory the same folks that heckle a dying man on the gallows will be even more convinced that they can defeat our way of life militarily, not to mention the kind of mid-eastern National Leaders that I watched describe how they would kill all of the western cultures. Remember, Armageddon is a goal to them, not a consequence.

Those, that think they can, will. Look back at the progress of events beginning in 1938. Dejavu

Tuesday, January 2, 2007

One Vulture, Two Wings

The far left crows about how Chavez is great because he "stood up" to Bush, but they completely ignore that he has spooked investors who would invariably help Venezuela's economy into a self-sustaining system.
How many Americans would tolerate Bush calling Keith Olbermann, Al Franken or Mike Molloy "coupist" or "terrorist" or shutting them down completely? Chavez, the enemy of your enemy, Bush, is NOT necessarily your friend.
It's a shame that both sides can't see how their leader "darlings" are each one wing of the same vulture that feeds on the misery of the individuals they exploit, abuse and kill with their government powers.
"Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has said he will not renew the license for the country's second largest TV channel which he says expires in March 2007," reports the BBC. "The move could help silence some of his critics in the media who have been a thorn in his side for several years, he says."

In the Cato policy analysis "Corruption, Mismanagement and Abuse of Power in Hugo Chávez's Venezuela," Gustavo Coronel details various forms of corruption under Chávez, which demand scrutiny by an active media: "The dramatic rise in corruption under Chávez is ironic since he came to power largely on an anti-corruption campaign platform. To truly fight corruption, the government needs to increase the transparency of its institutions and reduce its extensive involvement in the economy, something that has placed Venezuela among the least economically free countries in the world."

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