Tuesday, November 30, 2004

An Interesting Endorsement Epiphany

First Hulk Hogan, Now Ric Flair
It's been a while since I've done a less-than-serious post, so let me just take a few moments to talk about something I just observed about myself.

This election cycle is the second one in a row I've endorsed a wrestler for president. Back in 2000, I recently found out by reading my own diary, I came out in support of Hulk Hogan for president in January or so (there were no actual active campaigns being run by myself throughout the year like there were this year though).

And, as many of you regulars know, I came out in support of Ric Flair for president this year. (I was even written up in about a bazillion publications by Professor Wrestling).

What does this mean?  I mean, in both cases I was unable to actually garner any support for my stated candidates, nor did the system allow me to vote for them.  I ended up voting for Pat Buchanon in 2000 and Badnarik this time around.

I promise, I'm not a non-conformist for the sake of being one.  I guess I have just been cynical about the establishment for longer than I remember.

In Other News
I had a bizarre night's sleep last night.  I went to sleep watching CSPAN's Michael Medved telling me about how it's bad for the family unit to go to sleep watching TV each night (talk about irony or something), and I woke up from a very vivid dream of something I can't remember to a cardinal (you know, the red bird) slamming himself repeatedly into my window right around 6:45 AM.

Usually I don't wake up for anything (I've been known to sleep through fire alarms before), but the sound it made strikingly resembled the sound that people make when they try to get my attention in the mornings when a network emergency happens.  That, combined with the pity for the dumb animal for the damage it must be doing to its bird brain caused me to get up and shoo it away.  It returned, however, within a couple minutes, so a routine of me getting up every few minutes and chasing it off.

I finally had the bright idea to open the Florida window thing so it might not see it's reflection anymore and stop flying into it.  It worked to a point.  Instead of flying into it, it would alternate from landing on the window and landing on the fence and chirping the whole time. 

Is it generally considered a good omen to have birds trying to crash into your window? I didn't get a good vibe from it, but it could be because I'm a server monk and not a nature person.  Who knows?

In Actual News
Tom Ridge resigned today.  I'm oh so very glad.

Ridge submitted his resignation in writing to President Bush on Tuesday morning but indicated he will continue to serve until Feb. 1. "I will always be grateful for his call to service," Ridge said.

Ridge, a politician by nature, fought criticism leading up to the election from those who said he was using terror warnings to boost support for Bush. Ridge repeatedly said: "We don't do politics in the Department of Homeland Security."

Politics, maybe not.  Calls to end essential civil liberties, certainly.

This was one of the events I was waiting for that would give me a little bit of confidence that Bush was not in fact evil and in the habit of surrounding himself with evil men.

The last person I'm waiting for to resign is his Secretary of the Navy, Gorden Englund.  I have my reasons.  Gordon is not a good man.

/rizzn

Chat Log of the Day:
jamesinwylie: where is the content manager thing??????
Rizzn: OMG!!!?!?!
Rizzn: don't freak out man
jamesinwylie: what?
jamesinwylie: just waiting on it.. got lots of work to do...
Rizzn: jamesinwylie: where is the content manager thing??????
Rizzn: got enough question marks there?
Rizzn: one pretty much does the job, y'know.
jamesinwylie: piss off.
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Monday, November 29, 2004

Bush Arrest in Canada: the Facts

Despite the fact that rizzn.com and our associated media outlets are sometimes lighthearted and occasionally tongue-in-cheek, sometimes an allegation is leveled or a fact is cited that will require clarification or even correction. Now is one of those times.

There has been much controversy regarding President Bush and the Iraqi action from the get go, and with the President scheduled to visit Halifax on Wednesday, it has caused liberals and anti-war protesters to fantasize [link] about the legality of the President's action as well as the plausibility of George Bush being arrested under Canada's Crimes against Humanity and War Crimes Act [link].

Last night, during the Mark and Darrell show, regular caller/heckler Richard called up and brought this controversy to our attention. During the discussion, Richard alleged the in addition to the story being in the news, the CSIS mentioned somewhere that they had plans to arrest President Bush during his visit to Canada. This sounded fantastic, and had to be investigated.

At the risk of having yet another intelligence file opened up on my person, I called the media relations department of the CSIS to have them confirm or deny these allegations. I was promptly transferred around 2:00 PM EST to the media relations department, but unfortunately they didn't have a quick answer, nor apparently a ready knowlege of the allegation, or even the event (the person who preferred not to share her name, had no information on the President's visit, not to mention the allegations I brought to her).

Around 3:00 PM EST, Nicole Currier at Media Relations for the CSIS returned my call with an official statement regarding the matter. They in fact were aware of President Bush's arrival to Halifax, but were confused about the allegations I brought to them regarding the arrest. They were able to pull up the Thomas Walkom article from the Toronto Star regarding the feasibility of a Bush Arrest. I restated Richard's allegation (which was backed up by a Fox News story) that if President Bush were to disembark from the plane on Wednesday with military escort, then he would be arrested on site.

Currier responded by saying "such an action, first of all, doesn't fall under jurisdiction or mandate for our organisation." She further stated that "there was no public statement regarding the matter nor an anonymous nor private statement they are aware of."

The interesting part is not only that Canadians were and are under the impression that this would take place but that Fox News also reported yesterday that Bush would be arrested upon disembarking from Air Force One in Halifax. Rizzn.com researchers were unable to find a transcript of the televised report on their website, but more than one listener of the Mark and Darrell Show independantly confirmed via email that they also caught the report on FoxNews Television.

Further inquiries are being made today to other Canadian intelligence and law enforcement agencies regarding allegations, in the case that everyone mis-heard the agency mentioned in the various reports.

If in fact Fox News reported inaccurately that President Bush would be arrested on arrival to Canada, it would be yet another glaring inaccuracy caused by bias to mar the record of Old Media organisations in their news reporting abilities (ala the Halperin Memo [abc] or Memogate [cbs]).

/rizzn

Saturday, November 20, 2004

FlyDLUX Update

[Rizzn's Note: I got this from George Conner, counsel for FlyDLUX.]

Forrest, on Tuesday of this week, for the first time, I located the old divorce decree for James Wimmer's parents. On Wednesday, I sent Lawrence E. Finkelstein to Ft. Worth to get the documents yesterday. Of course the old decree had the family names and social security numbers. Although all of the contracts list James Wimmer's mother as Linda Meccurro, who died and left a large estate for him and various trusts, her real name is Sharon E. Wimmer and I called her today. I prepared a memo about our conversation, and the memo is attached hereto.

I learned of these things for the first time this afternoon. Lawrence E. Finkelstein learned of these things for the first time this afternoon. This has all happened in the last hour, and I think Larry is in shock at the moment. Let me say it again, Larry just found out these things when I called Sharon Wimmer.

George Conner



Memo

In the past 48 hours, new facts about James Dow Wimmer have been uncovered and this memo will attempt to set them out.

James Dow Wimmer
TxDL: 0090606884
SSN: 326-60-2140
DOB 12-14-1970

James was born in Detroit, has one brother named Jeffrey Wimmer, and has no other siblings.

Jeffrey Wimmer
SSN: 449-55-0951
DOB: 4/15/1974.

James’ mother is Sharon E. Wimmer

Sharon E. Wimmer
SSN: 577-64-9651
DOB: 8/28/1944
8141 Gibraltar Dr.
Tuscon, AZ 85704

Sharon's telephone number is ***************. I called Sharon Wimmer this afternoon and learned that

1. She is the mother of James Dow Wimmer;
2. She never worked for American Airlines;
3. She never established any trusts for James Dow Wimmer, although she recently changed her last will and testament with regardes to James;
4. She knows that James has no assets;
5. She loaned James money recently because James was saying that he was having financial troubles and that things were bouncing all over the place;
6. She forgave the loan to James recently because things were so tough for him;
7. She said James was working in the Washington D.C. area for some nice people and that he would lose his job over this (meaning the car deals and the airline ticket deals);
8. She said she is Presbyterian, and before that Methodist; and that no one in the family is Jewish;
9. She said that some friends of James thought he looked Jewish, and that James converted to Judiasm;
10. She [WINDOWS-1252?]confirmed that James Wimmer’s telephone number is 410-977-8236;
11. She said that when she was 4 years of age, she was in an automobile accident, and suffered a blow to the right temporal lobe of her brain; as a result she suffered a memory loss, seizures, and emotional swings; only recently did the new medication catch up to her medical problem and make things significantly better.
12. She said that James has no sister named Stephanie, but has a brother named Jeffrey;
13. She said that James was never called Tony by the family and did not know to whom I was referring when I used the name Tony; 14. She said that James father is Stanley Wimmer, whose SSN: 235-58-5174, dob: 7/2/1937,and resides at 4116 Brookmore, Arlington, Texas and whose telephone number is ***************;
15. She said [WINDOWS-1252?]that Dorothy Paige was James’ maternal grandmother, who resided in Tuscon and is now deceased;
16. She said that she is not Linda Meccurro;
17. She seemed surprised and heartbroken by the news of the car contract problems and the airline ticket problems;
18. She [WINDOWS-1252?]called back later and said she left a message on James’ telephone and asked him to call me, which he has not done;
19. She asked me how I located her, if I thought her name was Linda Mecurro, and I told her that we found a divorce decree between her and Stanley; Cause No. 325-90905, in the 325th District Court of Tarrant County, Texas, Mbook251, Page 128-151, signed September 17, 1987. gc

Don't be sucked in. Votehacking is a hoax.

[Rizzn's note: this article was actually a reply to a broadcast email by Matthew to his private mailing list.  Matthew had forwarded an article about Bev Harris and votegate.tv in their investigation of fraud in Florida] 

I have a hard time believing the words of Bev Harris for a number of reasons. This article is just too fantastic to believe, and the scope of the conspiracy she is suggesting is out of this world. Let's take a step back and examine it rationally for a moment.  Bev Harris, in the last parts of the article, did claim to be a non-partisan, non-biased person.  Let's see how true this is under critical scrutiny... 

Her 2002 book Black Box Voting alleges clear links between Republicans and all major providers of e-voting technologies.  I was considering the implications of this last week after Joel posted the article by Larry Chin of the Online Journal  in his column called "The Stolen Election of 2004: Welcome Back to Hell," a wonderfully balanced piece that asserted that Bush is a worse human than Hitler. Keep in mind, I have vastly superior experience in what software development is all about and what it takes to get a major piece of technology brought to the public when you compare me to any author that has deemed themselves worthy of imparting their wisdom so far on this matter.  I was thinking about all the developers needed to put together just the hardware, all the planning and management involved in software side, the embedded OS side, and everything else involved with making proprietary voting equipment as sophisticated as the Diebold system.  If I had to put a team together for it, I'd request at least 70 or so developers, network technicians, database managers, hardware engineers, kernel developers, and load testers.  As it turns out, 13,000 was the number of employees that Diebold used to create these systems (according the the Media Relations fellow we talked to this week).   

Granted, to put backdoors into systems, not every developer is required to know, but trust me, it's not like in the movies where one guy can put a backdoor into a system, and then he can shut everyone down with a couple keystrokes.  If that was possible, don't you think Bill Gates would have done that so he could catch all the people pirating his software?  He'd have a ball throwing all us peon pirates in jail. 

No, many many people would know about the backdoors that allow people to go in and modify votes if they existed. 

Which brings up a very valid point -- the source code to the Diebold voting machines was supposedly leaked last year some time, and there were security flaws found in that.  If you search for rob-georgia.zip on a file-sharing network or on google, you'll find both reference to it, and if you're lucky, the actual source code. 

The truth is, however, no matter if you are able to change votes in a password protected Access database or not (a task a script kiddy could handle), you still have the problem of file dates to content with, which are written by the local machine, not the uploading machine.  And if the modems were plugged into the phone lines on the Diebold voting machines, as Bev often suggests that they are, and then the Access files were then uploaded after the voting period ended, the file dates would show a time that was inconsistent with what it should show as when the last vote was cast.  Is that clear?  Let me make it a bit clearer as I think I might be making it confusing... 

Let's say from 9 am-5 pm is the voting period when votes are actively being taken in.  File dates contain both the date of the file as well as a time stamp. Now let's say that everything went all kosher, and no fraud took place. The datestamp on the Access database would be the time when the last vote was cast (in this utopian scenario, let's say it was 5:00 on the dot). 

In the fraudulent situation, there are two scenarios. A) the fraudulent database file was placed on the hard drive before or during the election process, and a batch file was hidden on the system to at the end of the day copy the file over the real database (this eventuality is very unlikely) or B) the fraudulent database file was uploaded after all voting took place, overwriting the existing database. 

In both cases, the polling station would show what should be an invalid datestemp.  No datestamp should read that polling ended at 11am,for instance, nor should it read that the last vote was cast at 6:30 pm, in this scenario. 

There then arise a couple eventualities given this data: A) the system was programmed to be fraudulent, and this programming was either endorsed by or ignored by the bulk of the 13,000 Diebold employees or B) All the election observers and poll workers in all counties don't pay attention to datestemps on the votes. 

This is a complicated explanation, highly technical, and as eager as Bev Harris is to find something wrong, I can't expect her to try to think of it, especially being a marketing person, not a technical person.  Instead, let's look to her background.  First of all, she's a marketing person, so her profession is to take an idea, figure out how to make a buck with it, and then figure out how to get as many people as possible to part with their cash for that idea.   

Let's look at what she's done... she, in 2002, had for two years been hearing the media and the left complain about Al Gore's loss and all the allegations of election fraud, as have we all (unless you've been living under a rock).  [part one, the idea]  She then started writing a book about voting and voting fraud [part two, the product], and then began marketing herself all over the place to the already willing democrats (which account for roughly 50% of the population, if the poll numbers are to be believed) using her connections in the political and media arenas [part three, the money making part]. 

So in essence, Bev Harris is just another entrepreneur, with a vested interest in you continuing to believe that elections are always being held fraudulently.  She probably doesn't care if the Republicans or the Democrats are involved, as long as there are people waiting to buy her materials and books. (and just because she also gives the book away for free doesn't convince me she's not in it for the money.  Viral marketing has proven key to many a winning business strategy since the mid-90's). 

According to Bev's biography on the disinfopedia.org entry, Bev used to run a PR company, but she has decided to focus strictly on electoral fraud, and that her and her team have filed the largest number of FOIAs in recorded history.  This fact tells me that she has created, or joined, a culture of like minded people.  If you read or listen to the audio version of my August 12th 2004 article "Training Baboons to Wipe Their Own Asses," you will learn the damaging effects of strong cultural and subcultural influence on a human's fact-finding abilities. A couple paragraphs are excerpted below

It was 1956 when Solomon Asch published a classic series of experiments in which he and his colleagues showed cards with lines of different lengths to clusters of their students. Two lines were exactly the same size and two were clearly not -- the dissimilar lines stuck out like a pair of basketball players at a Brotherhood of Munchkins brunch. During a typical experimental run, the researchers asked nine volunteers to claim that two badly mismatched lines were actually the same, and that the real twin was a misfit. Now came the nefarious part: the researchers ushered a naieve student into the room filled with the collaborators and gave him the impression that the crowd already there knew just as little as he did about what was going on. Then a white-coated psychologist passed the cards around. One by one he asked the pre-drilled shills to announce out loud which lines were alike. Each dutifully declared that two terribly unlike lines were duplicates. By the time the scientists prodded the unsuspecting newcomer to pronounce judgment; he usually went along with the bogus consensus of the crowd. In fact a full 75 percent of the clueless experimental subjects bleated in chorus with the herd. Asch ran the experiment over and over again. When he quizzed his victims of peer pressure after their ordeal was over, it turned out that many had done far more than simply going along to get along. They had actually seen the mismatched lines as equal. Their senses had been swayed more by the views of the multitude than by actuality.

To make matters worse, many of those whose vision hadn't been deceived had still become inadvertent collaborators in the praise of the emperor's new clothes. Some did it out of self-doubt. They were convinced that the facts their eyes reported were wrong, the herd was right, and that an optical illusion had tricked them into seeing things. Still others realized with total clarity which lines were identical, but lacked the nerve to utter an unpopular opinion. Conformity enforcers had tyrannized everything from visual processing to honest speech, revealing some of the mechanism which wrap and seal a crowd into a false belief.

It is possible it is this culture she's involved in that would allow her to believe her own fantastic claims. It's like that quote from The Usual Suspects, "To a cop, the explanation's always simple ... If you find a body and you think his brother did it, you're going to find out that you're right."   

Here's the most damning piece of evidence of all: the vastness implied by Bev's allegations are too fantastic to believe. Allow me to quote the original article a little bit. 

From Kathleen Wynn, a Bev Harris Associate: "I don't think you'll ever see anything like this - Bev Harris having a tug of war with an election worker over a bag of garbage, and he held onto it and she pulled on it, and it split right open, spilling out those poll tapes. They were throwing away our democracy, and Bev wasn't going to let them do it." 

Another quote: 

A November 18 call to the Volusia County Elections Office found that Elections Supervisor Deanie Lowe was unavailable and nobody was willing to speak on the record with an out-of-state reporter. However, The Daytona Beach News (in Volusia County), in a November 17th article by staff writer Christine Girardin, noted, "Harris went to the Department of Elections' warehouse on State Road 44 in DeLand on Tuesday to inspect original Nov. 2 polling place tapes, after being given a set of reprints dated Nov. 15. 

While there, Harris saw Nov. 2 polling place tapes in a garbage bag, heightening her concern about the integrity of voting records." 

The picture this article paints is that not only were there republicans involved with the scam of the election, but also people from the election board on down to the poll workers.

Allow me to quote from a different article, one posted on rizzn.com by occasional contributor, Leo Johnson:

"Those numbers would translate into 3,261 Supervisors of Elections, plus that each supervisor would have employees (ranging from 6 to thousands, each) plus each voting district would have a canvassing board with a minimum of 3 people each (from both parties and or an "independent Judge"), each state would have a Secretary of State or comptroller to oversee the results before submitting them to the US federal governments plus each party has delegates to account for each electoral vote. Let alone the 191,000 voting precincts that each has poll workers and polling observers each. That would be by conservative averages involve a total of 2,194,570 co-conspirators. (That's 652,400 SOE employees + 13,044 canvassing board members + 50 Secretaries of State + 1,076 Delegates + 1,528,000 poll place workers and observers ). Who would need rigged software? Just let the co-conspirators vote."

The alleged conspiracy is too vast.  I believe the truth is that it's impossible or more accurately highly improbable, that there is a vast right wing conspiracy, at least at the voting machine level, to keep Republicans in office.

Maybe I'm looking at this all wrong -- I ended up voting for Michael Badnarik because the e-voting system I was polled with didn't allow me to write in Ric Flair.  Who do I sue about that?  Recount my vote until Badnarik wins!  Heck, recount till Ric Flair wins! That's the spirit! 

/rizzn

Thursday, November 18, 2004

Podcasting Software

I've been a little bit scarce this week, at least to those who know me.  Let me explain.

I've been working on podcasting software custom to rizzn.com.  It's very intense, and I'll probably have a useable product after I'm done, and I'll post the source codes to the appropriate places.

I'm doing the bulk of my coding through ASP, and I'm utilizing a free internet voice mail system (the same one used on openpodcast.org), and some batch files, and some scheduled tasks, and essentially how it will work is that I'll assign a phone number to each of the contributors for rizzn.com, and they'll call it and be able to make a post that will in turn show up on the website with a name and a time of post in the podcast file.

This is step one to the Daily Rizzn.com Radio Show or something of that nature.  We'll see how it turns out.  It should be ready in a week or so.  Stay tuned, podcasters.

/rizzn

P.S. Happy birthday, Stacy!

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Ron McGill explains the beginnings of man

[Rizzn's Note: Leo sent this to me this morning -- his cousin Ronnie McGill wrote this gem. Further side-note: If I still lived in Texas, I'd drink a domestic, but this is Florida, and there isn't a decent domestic beer here.]

Division of the human family into two distinct political groups began some 12,000 years ago. Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains in the summer and would go to the beach and live on fish and lobster in winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That is how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as "The Conservative Movement".

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the "Liberal Movement". Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as 'girleymen'.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the trade union, the invention of group therapy and group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years, conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant.

Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men.

Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, soldiers, athletes, and generally anyone who works productively outside government. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to "govern" the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans are. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. they crept in after the wild west was tame and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Monday, November 15, 2004

Lack of updates: a comprehensive apology, and funny MADshow stuff


Rizzn is back, but not rested, it
would seem.

There has been a distinct lack of updates around here at rizzn.com, and there's good reasons for it.  Just so you aren't left completely in the dark, I'll take some time out to share with you, my loyal 10 or so readers.

First and formost, business at AACS/CyberDyne has been picking up quite well after the hurricanes.  It has actually gotten to the point where I can focus on minor infrastructure systems at the company, like the company radio station or improving fax automation and database synchronisation (instead of a hand done procedure, the affiliate database synchronises four times a day automatically with the content manager). 


Disputing and Data Entry


Laura from Disputing


The foyer and the COO's office

Secondly, the Aveary project is starting to take off.  The articles of incorporation are ready to go to press, the site is almost completed, and next Monday, we hope to do our first demo in front of a billionaire (obviously looking for investment capital). This is a big step, and due to the sensitive nature of the product, I really can't go into the specifics of what we're doing, but I can say that this will change the way the world works, once we go to market.

Thirdly, I've been getting involved with podcasting, in conjunction with my radio shows. Along that vein of thought, we had on the Mark and Darrell show one of the rising stars in the Podcasting world, Sondra Lowell, otherwise known as the deliverer of the tapdancing podcaster news (yeah!).  Here is the 30-minute interview between Darrell, Doug, myself, and Sondra ---> (download 13.5 meg, 64k stream).

In other miscellaneous things, I'm upgrading the site to version 7.7 here within the next few days.  Joel and Matthew (currently known as DJ Colonoscopy and the Sh!t) wish to upgrade their credibility a little bit, as they've been making some amazing contacts and working on some comprehensive stories, and everyone keeps telling them that they have to drop the vulgarity in the name to be taken seriously (darn this square world).  In addition, I'm adding a podcasting category to the front page, adding RSS feeds, dropping ndmovies and whatever, and then combing them and a few others into a community blog.  Also, I'm in talks with a few "unsigned" bloggers/podcasters in attempts to lure them over to the rizzn.com community.

Lest I forget to plug this again, New Media News Network is still in active development.  Darrell and I are nearly completely done with pre-production work, and we will very shortly being talks with podcasters in an attempt to sign them up to join. 

Well, in about thirty seconds, the COO is going to be breathing down my neck and notice my non-productivity, so I'm going to finish up this entry.

Oh, for absolute hilarity, check out what has to be the funniest moment in recent history of the MADshow here due to James being drunk and calling in ---> (download 949 KB. 64k stream).

/rizzn