Website Review: Chank.com

I've been a fan of the Chankster for a long time.

Conversation with at Yahoo Sex Bot
dinamictwat: hi... anyoone there?
dinamictwat: well ahyway, guess your not there?
rizzn.geo: hallo
rizzn.geo: i'm here
rizzn.geo: are you?
dinamictwat: oh your theere :) hi...
rizzn.geo: yep
dinamictwat: a/s/l (age sex locattion)?
rizzn.geo: 24/m/underdark
dinamictwat: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
rizzn.geo: sure.
dinamictwat: so what have you been up to rrizzn.geo?
rizzn.geo: not much. i'm at work right now
dinamictwat: cool. i was jut hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horny :) (*blushes)
dinamictwat: oh no not work... thats a 4 letter word you knnow..
rizzn.geo: well, gotta pay the bills.
dinamictwat: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please...
rizzn.geo: sure.
rizzn.geo: what do you have in mind? Spades?
dinamictwat: lol. the website is just something i do to make ends meet. theres lots of free pics on there anyyway.
rizzn.geo: I never would have guessed you had a pay pr0n website
dinamictwat: alright :) howw bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?
rizzn.geo: !! how did you know I was wearing any? Is there a camera hidden in my office?
dinamictwat: just lounging around in my uneies.... u?
rizzn.geo: well, i was just wearing my professional clothes, although now, obviously, my pants are off.
dinamictwat: tell me what you want me to do eith you while i slip out of my panties
rizzn.geo: well, I need a proposal written up for one of my projects, do you know anything about wireless internet?
dinamictwat: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs and part my moiist lips
rizzn.geo: well, like i was saying, if you were to attend to that, i'd be a happy camper.
dinamictwat: yeah I havee one hooked up on my homepage, cyberfungirls dot com
rizzn.geo: what, wireless internet?
dinamictwat: oh it feels so goodd. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
rizzn.geo: um, this conversation is degenerating quickly.
dinamictwat: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the link in my profile!
rizzn.geo: i already checked, there's no link in your profile.
dinamictwat: cyberfungirls doot com. look for me on that page
rizzn.geo: I must say, you are pretty talkative for a bot, though.
dinamictwat: bot? whats that? some kinda inwult or something?
rizzn.geo: heh... no. unless your creator didn't tell you.
dinamictwat: what do you think of my pics?
rizzn.geo: well, i've never met a sexier bot, that's for sure.
dinamictwat: oh you mean one of those auto tallk things or something right.. lol. well if you were in my apartment right now id lift up my skirt for you and i think youd be convinced real quick
rizzn.geo: so you're like a computer inside a realdoll or something? I was wondering when they'd get around to doing that.
dinamictwat: shit the phone. dontt stop stroking it. hold on...
rizzn.geo: i wasn't stroking it.
dinamictwat: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
rizzn.geo: quick: what are the three robot laws?
rizzn.geo: please tell me you know the three robot laws.
rizzn.geo: I'm not going to your site unless you tell me the three robot laws.
rizzn.geo: fine. Don't expect me to look at pr0n for some bot that can't even cite the three robot laws. Ciao.

What's new?

I up and got a day job. I'm working at A Affordable Credit Services as their Chief Network Guy (CNG). Basically I'm doing all the computer stuff that the COO doesn't have time to do anymore. They seemed anxious to have me on here, and they do appear to be a pretty cool office to work at.



The Radio Project has some serious movement. Sunday, there is a scheduled meeting with the French investors who want to put up the money for it -- they seem to be leaning heavily toward a yes. You could be talking to a potentially very rich Rizzn soon. We'll see, though. I've heard this song and dance before, and we'll see what actually pans out of it. I hope to be very pleasantly surprised with a check on Sunday.



In other news, my mind is in blah blah mode as I get back my net-legs. It's been a while since I've had an unmetered connection to the internet, so I'm pretty happy about that. I should probably get back to doing something productive though, so ttfn and all that.



/rizzn

What do I need right now?

I need constancy. I need things I can count on. I need less manic-depressive episodes from people. I need people to believe in me.



Today is a big day. I've gotten two job offers locally, and a couple out of state, both of them pay for relocation fees. I also I have two meetings scheduled with investors this afternoon I'm going to attend. I don't see money reaching my pocket today, honestly, but there is that possibility. It's starting to feel a bit like 1999.



Emotionally, however, I'm a bit confused. I'm beginning to feel a bit like a cornered rodent or something. I find it difficult to explain to people how life works. I just know how it works. I've lived a self-reliant life much much more than your average bear -- I know how to survive, I know what to do to succeed. That people fail to realize that about me is unfortunate. That's OKay, though. I just hope those that want to get on board for the big win do so quickly. I have little tolerance for fairweather fans.



I know every move I'm making right now. I'm at the crux point. I'm not as "flying" as everyone has the impression of me being. Just because I don't spell every last thing out for everyone doesn't mean I don't know the details of everything going on in my life. Just because my hair may be messy or my clothes wrinkled doesn't mean I don't know how to make a buck or don't know how to comb my hair or iron my clothes. (these are metaphors: look beyond the words I say; look into my actions, look into my track record, look into my abilities).



Be careful. Just because I don't talk about the amount of stress I'm under doesn't mean I'm blissfully unaware, it just means my breaking point is much higher than a normal person's breaking point.



Do not underestimate me. All of you -- you seem to underestimate me.



"Look at Rizzn -- he's a savant. He can create perpetual motion machines but he can't tie his shoes." I have weaknesses but underestimate me at your peril.



Don't get offended if you think this is targeted towards you. I am getting things off my chest because there are many things frustrating me now, and the most constructive thing I can do is rant into the ether about them.

Going to Orlando

I'm going to Orlando today. All you Paris Hilton freaks chew on this for a while. By the way, I'm not answering my phone this weekend because Gainesville shows up as "Extended Area" on AT&T. This means they charge me roaming. Therefore I don't use it. You can paypal me one dollar for every minute you plan to talk to me and I'll answer your call for the appropriate number of times/minutes.



This offer ends the moment I get back into AT&T calling area. At this point you can continue to run up my Daytime minutes at no extra charge.



In other news, the US Military is no longer accounting for ten percent of my site's hits. They now only account for .03%. Which means they still visit regularly, just not 7 or 8 times a day like they used to.



/rizzn

Update from Northern Florida and these USEFUL links from Blogger.com

How to not get fired from your job from Blogger.com - Blogger keeps posting these interesting news articles -- how to not get fired from your job from your blog postings or what to do if your mom finds your blog. These are interesting articles that I would have looked for in the Onion a few years ago, but are actually relevant news items today. Weird that truth is stranger than fiction, yes? How long till our news headlines are either completely divorced from reality only to keep our sense of sanity and familiarity to entertain us.



Regardless, I did watch Matrix Revolutions last night. Despite what many people might say, I honestly believe that if you are a true believer, you catch the drift and were not dissappointed. I can see how the fairweather fans were disappointed simply because the format of the movie appeared on the surface to be more of an action flick. This, however, hid within the fast and furious action moments many recurring characters and a culmination of the different motifs at play within the entire trilogy. The Christ Motif was most apparent, but of course hidden beneath all that was the Erisian motif (discordian), the OT Motif (old testament), the Hindi and Eastern motifs all coming together into what essentially could be interpreted as a very complex one world-ian type intellectual religion.



I need to analyze it a few more times in my mind before I come out with a very definitive review, but needless to say there was enough meet within the movie to keep me chewing on it for a while... so it was definately worth the price of admission (although I didn't pay for admission, thank you my love for the wonderful gift of the ticket).

the matrix. finally... ?

There's a real decent chance I might get to see Revolutions tonight. Finally.



I'm in Gainesville, FL, visiting some of Slimee's friends. I'm tired, but I'll stay up for the Matrix.