YourMom!:
Your mom is so ugly; she put her face up to a retinal scanner and got ERROR:
INVALID MEDIA
Your mom is like HTML a tiny <head> and a whole lot a <body>
If your mom's intelligence were a shell script, it'd be commented out.
Your Mom is like a struct. She's got no class!
Dim YourMom as Variant
Your Mom is so ugly she doesn't support inheritance
Your Mom is so stupid, she uploads executables in ASCII mode.
private int yourMom = 1; private boolean isSlut = false; while(Math.random()
* yourMom < 1000){ isSlut = true; yourMom++; }
Your Mom is so fat, if she was a c variable, her initialization would look like
this: yourMom = (TFAT*) malloc(sizeof(YOUR_MOM)); //Stack Overflow
The long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express the
weight of Your Mom. J
Your Mom is so fat that she overloads her own free functions.
public boolean whore(String x) { if (x = "Your Mom") { return true;
} else { return false; }
Your Mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her fatness causes a stack
overflow.
if ($your_mom eq "fat") { $slutty = "yes"; } else { $slutty
= "dog"; }
If we were to code your mom in a C++ function she would look like this: double
mom (double fat){ mom(fat);return mom;}; //your mom is recursively fat!
Let ym = Your Mom. ym/sex = 0.
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