Uncle Bob's Diary O' Chuckles

MORE MILK, ANYONE?: "We go home and he moans for 'more milk' for the next several hours and is not taking any excuses for us not supplying him with more milk.

'We don't have milk,' I told him.

'Morrrre Millllk,' he replied.

'Milk makes your tummy bad,' I said.

'Morrrre Millllk,' he replied.

'Look Andrew,' I said sternly. 'You've sucked the teat of every goddamned cow in the world dry. THERE IS NO MORE MILK.'

Silence.

'Morrrre Millllk,' he finally moaned.

The kid's delerious. "

[ via Uncle Bob ]