twain train brain crane rain spain! (that was yesterday!)

Dear Diary,

Today I recieved a forward from somebody. Read it. Then read my comments.

THE TWO YEAR DEGREE
A new two-year degree is being offered
at the University that many of you should be interested
in.
Becoming a Real Man. That's
right, in just six trimesters, you,
too, can be a real man-as well as earn an MA degree (Male
Arts).
Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101       Combating Stupidity
MEN 102       You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103       PMS - Learn When to Keep Your mouth shut
MEN 104       Women Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110       Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111       Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112       Parenting: it Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100       Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101       Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A     What's Hers is Hers
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120        How NOT to Act Like a 'Butt Face' When You're Wrong
MEN 121        Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122        YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123        Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001B      What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101         You CAN Fall Asleep without it
SEX 102         Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103         How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201         How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Elective          (See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210        The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211        How not to Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212        You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213        Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A       Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220        Omitting '%&*!' from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221        Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222        Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223        Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B       Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2
Course Electives:
EAT 101        Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102        Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103        Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231        Mothers-in-law
MEN 232        Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233        Just Say "Yes Dear"
ECON 001C      Cheaper to Keep Her

Ummm.., ok, did it say "Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man-as well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts)."

I think it's that real man part that gets me. To me this sounds like more liberal though process infiltration into our nations school and university system. If you take these classes you will become the pansy assed "Man of the 90's." This man was heroicised for his ability to 'be macho and still sensitive' or some liberal crap like that.

Guess what? The 90's are OVER! ha HA! what do you think about that? The men of the 2000's won't stand for this crap any longer, nosiree. We are manly men, who can do manly things, and never worry about the toilet seat being down.

I mean really.... tofu?

/rizzn

Quote of the Entry: "For example, I would strain for a glimpse of the curving blue and white loading dock of the little Broughton warehouse on eighth - then turn around quicklike to catch a glimpse of the rapidly receding little railroad bridge at the end of a single, lonely siding along the great wide swath of track that cuts our town absolutely in twain."
- lizzyfer