Tuesday, January 9, 2007

What is Marketing?

People often ask for an explanation of "Marketing." Well, here it is:

You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.

You are a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.

You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and gropes your breast and grabs your ass. That's Arnold Schwarzenegger.

You like it, but 20 years later your attorney decides you were offended and files suit. That's America.

Now you know how "Marketing" works.

...and a Happy New Year

Hey folks. It's my birthday - I'm now 28 years old (feel free to buy me things). I thought I'd post to reflect on the past year and what next year may bring. It has been a year of immense change for me personally and professionally. All in all, it was quite fun.

In January, I was still recovering financially from the move to Texas in my escape from Hurricane Wilma - and very quickly did I do so. I sold off the intellectual property rights to BlipMedia, and picked up a position at 5Tribe, a niche media marketing firm. 5Tribe is an interesting company, and it's difficult to describe exactly what they do succinctly, but I was contracted to create a custom data acquisition appliance for them as well as a handheld appliance. I completed the former, but the contract was cut short in March before the latter could be completed.

Personally, I was enjoying my local hero status, and enjoying that I was getting to spend time with my friend Darrell, whom I hadn't had time to hang out with in years. He and I hadn't started a new project together since the ill-fated Mark and Darrell Show - something we started before my move to Florida. We tried to launch several things together, most meeting with varying degrees of failure. Finally, we hit upon what we thought was a winner - PoddedMeat.

Unfortunately, due to who knows what reason, the gung-ho attitude disappeared somewhere in the middle of launch week, in which he dropped the ball in a manner so as to really mess up things. We ended up delaying launch a week, if memory serves, and Darrell and I parted company. This was probably the low point for me all year - losing my best friend over an argument. For those of you who keep asking, no, we haven't spoken to each other since then.

I also sold off my first company, BlipMedia, in pieces to various other podcasting companies. With it I paid off some debts and bought a new car. I worked on my first political campaign, and resigned from my first political campaign when the politician I worked for lied to me about the funding (shocking, I know!).

I topped Rizzn.com off at around 1300 posts this year, and my traffic finally died down from the Suge Knight incident. I launched two major blogging networks, and as a whole we produce about a book's worth of writing material every two weeks.

I met a beautiful girl, married her, then got her pregnant.

All in all, it's been an interesting year. I hope next year is just as interesting and at least half as successful!

/rizzn

Monday, January 8, 2007

Seperating Out Blogs by Domain

The final step is being taken today to begin true monetization of ModernOpinion.com - seperating out each blogger onto their own sub-domain of ModernOpinion. The reason is that for each domain we maintain under the site, we get an additional revenue stream with our paid placements.

With this article, however, I'm going to focus less on the business mechanics of ModOp and focus a bit more on a neat Blogger hack I figured out today.

All of my domains run ASP, so it makes this Blogger hack particularly easy, but in the case you don't have ASP running on your domain, I'll show you how to do this without using ASP, in just straight HTML. This hack is for moving your domain or blog without losing visitors, for whatever reason (say you're moving from BlogSpot or moving from one URL to another).

Step-By-Step:
1. Go into your blogger settings, and click on the "Publishing" sub-tab.
2. Change the Blog URL path ONLY to reflect your new URL where your blog will live after the move.
3. Click on "Archiving" sub-tab.
4. Do the same thing in step 2 to the Archive URL.
5. Click on the "Template" tab.
6. Copy your entire template off to a blank Notepad document.
7. Erase everything in your Template Window.
8. If you have ASP: <blogger><% response.redirect "<$BlogItemPermalinkURL$>" %></blogger>
If you have no ASP:
<blogger><meta equiv="Refresh" content="" url="<$BlogItemPermalinkURL$">"></blogger>
9. Re-publish your blog completely.
10. Go into your "Publishing" and "Archive" tabs and update the directories and urls and ftp logins to match your new blogging host.
11. Copy your old Template code from that notepad document you made earlier.
12. Paste it back into the Blogger Template area.
13. Re-Publish again.

Voila! You have now made and auto-redirect to your new blog location! Congratulations!

Email me if you find any areas or have any questions regarding all that.

/rizzn

Thursday, January 4, 2007

What I'm Working On

I'll be brief - my step-son's father is coming in an hour or so to come and pick him up, so I need to head on home. Here's what you can look forward to in the next few days here at Rizzn.com:

  • Some re-vitalisation over at ModernOpinion.com - I've got a few things planned, and hopefully the beginning of some monetization over there. I can't wait for that thing to start making some money so I can start promoting it! I thank my writers there for being so dedicated in this lean time of slow growth.
  • An interview with Barry Cooper - a fellow has been making headlines lately. He's an ex-Narc who's instructing people with a penchant for pot how to not get busted. I sit down with him and talk about what he's doing get the inside scoop and all that jazz.
  • The next iteration of PoddedMeat - A lot of fans out there are wondering what's going on with PoddedMeat. I gotta say, we have some exciting things in the works, and pending a few pitch meetings next Thursday, I can start talking about what we have in store.
  • OblongBox - I'm going to do something about OblongBox. The momentum has sort of died around here, and I've got a few ideas to pick things back up.
  • UT Tyler - I'm working on creating a news engine for the UT system's websites. I'll give the inside scoop on how I'm putting all that together.
  • Optimus Rhyme - I'm finishing up my remix for the new Optimus Rhyme CD. It's gonna be neat.
Look for information on this stuff in detail tomorrow and next week. For now, gotta jet!

/rizzn

Wednesday, January 3, 2007

A Day of Foreign Policy Discussion

I've had an interesting day of foreign policy discussion, and I capped it off by reading Ann Coulter's article at Human Events Online about President Ford and the Democrats inability to prosecute a war competently. I have to say, Ann Coulter is one of my favorite writers. She is very compelling, and if you have a conservative bone in your body at all, she knows how to appeal to you quite exquisitely.

Of course, bagging on Democrat foreign policy isn't that hard. History is replete with Democrat screwups - from Truman to Clinton and a host of congressional idiots of all ages.

Libertarian foreign policy is harder to pin down. I spent a lot of today conversing with Susan Hogarth of the LRC (Libertarian Radical Caucus - a group of Libertarians who believe themselves to be the core of the LP). I'm a pretty strong LP supporter, but I've always had a hard time pinning down exactly what it meant to be libertarian in the realm of foreign policy.

Today, the opportunity arose for me to participate in a discussion with Susan that might illuminate it for me. The Green Party press release I discussed earlier today rippled throughout the LP discussion lists, and shortly after my post about it, it was brought up on the LRC discussion group by Susan.

Susan Hoggarth:
It would be nice to have the LP issue a release something like the one the GP released[.] I guess our platform does not have a death penalty plank and as a Party there is some division on this question, but the other two points (dealing with the complicity of the US government in Hussein's crimes) are still valid.

I'm just thinking the LP is not hitting the war issue very strongly. Where is the outrage against he war against Afghanistan, for instance?
I can't speak for all LPers, but in Texas, especially, a lot of conservatives take refuge in the LP, and aren't very strongly aligned against the war (not to say they are big supporters of it either). According to Susan, speaking for hard-line libertarianism, traditionally, the far-right wing of American conservativism have been opposed to foreign intervention for any reason, citing John T. Flynn's World War II activism.

John T. Flynn opposed war and militarism on the precept that it was a job making boondoggle. Flynn was one of the founders of the America First Committee which opposed Roosevelt’s foreign policy. Flynn became head of the New York City chapter which claimed a membership of 135,000. The Committee charged that Roosevelt was using lies and deception to ensnare the United States into the war. It mounted campaigns against Lend Lease, the Selective Service, and other initiatives by Roosevelt.

Although Flynn scrupulously distanced the Committee from the ravings of extremist and anti-Semitic groups, such as the National Union for Social Justice, his old pro-war leftist allies cut him off and the New Republic pulled his regular column, “Other People’s Money.”

During the Cold War period, Flynn continued his unflagging opposition to interventionist foreign policies and militarism. He was an early and prophetic critic of American involvement in the Indo-Chinese War on the side of the French. He charged that sending U.S. troops would “only be proving the case of the Communists against America that we are defending French imperialism.”

Flynn became an early and avid supporter of Senator Joseph McCarthy in great part because McCarthy shared his contempt for the eastern Cold War elite.

Despite this ill-conceived association with McCarthy, Flynn remained fairly consistent in his foreign policy views. In 1955, he had a formal falling out with the new generation of Cold War conservatives when William F. Buckley Jr. rejected one of his articles for the new National Review. It had attacked militarism as a “job-making boondoggle.” Flynn retired from public life in 1960 and died in 1964.

Despite my strong beliefs coming into the LP long ago, I've had very little problem integrating my philosophy with LP philosophy. However, as I've said, militarism and waging wars have always been a problematic potential contention of mine in conjunction with Libertarian philosophy. Granted, most wars waged in modern times are boondoggles, it seems, but there has to be the allowance for the possibility that a war can be waged by America outside of simple self defense in today's modern times. Capitalism can cure most things, but it can't cure a madman dictator with a big red button - and we seem to have a few of those running around the world these days.

Digressing a little bit, however, one has to wonder how mad these madmen really are. I think most of us would agree that Saddam Hussein was just as mad of a dictator as any Jong-Il or Chavez or Mudeniajawhatever from Iran. As Saddam's snuff film proves, he goes out like just about any of us would facing immenent death - praying to his God for salvation (in case you missed it, his last words words were: "There is no God but Allah, and I testify that His prophet is Mohammad") .. one has to wonder if all the madmen of his ilk by inference are similarly afraid of death, and if so, are they as ready to start the Armageddon as they proclaim?

Coming back to the topic at hand, though, for us as Libertarians to come out against the war at this point in the game is a little bit like a 'me-too' syndrome. If it's not something we've been championing as a party for the last several years, then why do it now, unless it's to be disingenuously capitalizing on current political trade winds?

I expressed these sentiments to Susan, and she responded by saying: "That reminds me of the people who say they were opposed to the war, but since the US is *there*, it might as well be conducted 'right'. We might as well get out!"

I've always been a foreign policy wonk, even before I came over to the LP, and I must admit that this brand of logic appeals to me (that we must do it right since we're there) - most of the chaos and violent repercussions in history have been resultant from either bad decisions of hasty retreat, end or otherwise cessation of conflict when it isn't a direct result of an evil madman's plan for world domination. Getting out of a bad situation the right way is very important in my view. For further exposition on that, see what Ann Coulter has to say today.

As the discussion wore on, it became clear what the policy was. Hoggarth termed it as non-interventionist, and suggested that she would take up arms personally, as other citizens of a libertarian nation would, against threats against American security.

Susan says:
I oppose wars of aggression because they are aggression. I oppose government-led wars at all levels because taxation in the pursuit of war is aggression against a government's own people. When such an occasion arises, I'll be there with my SKS.
My contention is that with rogue nations and unstable nations running around with world-destroying weapons, we won't feel threatened until the shadow of the nukes loom overhead. India and Pakistan threaten each other daily with nuclear attacks. China regularly threatens Taiwan with nukes. North Korea regularly threatens America, as does Iran threaten Israel and America, and both nations purportedly have nukes. Chavez may not have nukes now, but he has openly declared war on America and has aligned his nation with other nuclear powers.

We have been threatened, is the point. The average American won't take up arms, and the administration is too busy conducting war on their personal vendettas to pay attention to these threats. All it takes to end it all is for one of these nations to follow through. What makes the situation even more frightening is that most of these nations mentioned don't have sufficient checks and balances on the process of engaging nukes - so a rogue faction can come into power within the military and decide to end it all on behalf of that military's president or nation.

Susan said: "Perhaps [those that [you] have talked to with a clear image of their ideal foreign policy, it didn't seem sufficiently well thought through] is simply because you disagree with them?"

Perhaps so. I'm not advocating any particular foreign policy in mentioning all this - I'm more in search of a foreign policy I can adopt and advocate. My problem is a self-defense or non-interventionist policy doesn't take into account these types of modern-world situations, things I deem as real threats to American and world-wide security.

Heck, I don't even know that a use of force against these countries to forcibly remove the red button from their cold dead fingers is even the answer - I just know that at any moment it could all end because we as a country failed to see the contingencies and results of our actions in decades past... Nuclear proliferation by Reagan, Carter, Nixon and Ford during the Cold War as a result of poor judgement from President Truman in deciding what parts of the world the Europeans and Soviets got to keep, as a result of getting involved with a world war by Roosevelt....

It's well and good to say that someone is against war - it's like being against abortion, or against killing. Sure, it sounds great to say "Let's get out of Iraq now!" But like death, abortion, or any major hotbutton issue, its impossible to have a black and white policy on such topics.

For example - killing is wrong (except when in self defense, or when it's defending the defenseless in your care, or in certain cases defending your property). Or another example: Abortion is a woman's right (except if you believe that killing is wrong and that a fetus is a defenseless human under your care, in which case, see killing (except if the woman's life is in danger, in which case the mother's life takes precedence).

My point is that there are almost always caveats. These caveats mentioned above don't necessarily reflect my viewpoints, but a number of viewpoints that conflict with one another that must be reconciled for the plurality of America to agree with a policy on what should seemingly be a black or white topic.

The grey areas must be thought about and discussed, or else it's just rhetoric.

Anyone out there have any input? Let me know.

Texas Green Party blasts Operation Enduring Freedom

The Green Party of Texas issued a press release today:
Here in the holiday season, George W. Bush's immoral and illegal occupation of Iraq has reached a grim milestone. As of December 31st, 2006, 3000 honorable men and women of our armed forces have died in this reckless and atrocious act of aggression.

Every claim made to justify this war has been a lie:
  • The claims that Iraq was manufacturing weapons of mass destruction
  • The claim that somehow Iraq was a clear and imminent threat to the United States
  • The claim that our purpose in Iraq was to "liberate" the Iraqi people from tyranny
  • The claim that the Hussein regime was in some way connected to the attacks of September 11, 2001.

The invasion and occupation of Iraq has cost the lives of hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqi women, children and men, has cost the lives of 3000 American military men and women, has injured almost 25,000 of our military, has cost this country almost half a trillion dollars, has shattered our foreign relations, and has fostered deep contempt and anger against our country across the globe. Our military presence in Iraq is fueling the civil war growing there and is inflaming sectarian violence. Our outrageous policy of torturing prisoners of war in Iraq constitutes a horrific violation of American values and principles that puts our own military men and women in grave danger of being tortured themselves.

The Green Party of Texas calls on the White House and Congress to immediately withdraw the American military troops from Iraq and fund an internationally-diverse humanitarian and diplomatic mission to that country.
I could pick this press release apart bit by bit, but is it really necessary? I guess that people still spew garbage like this is evidence that it is.
That we are grimacing as a country at the loss of 3000 troups is deplorable, and shows that America is no longer worthy of the mantle of 'Superpower' any longer. Compare death rates of Iraq and WWII for evidence.

That the Green Party thinks that throwing more money at this quagmire in the form of diplomacy and humanitarianism is idiotic, as eight years of diplomacy and humanitarianism in the face of terror and anti-Americanism under Clinton showed us that nothing can be achieved by this route.

Say what you want about my party of Libertarians - but hey, at least we're not Greens!

/rizzn

Update:

Fred Drew of the TxSLEC had the following to say on the press release:
I am sad that the Green Party has determined to pursue that tactic as it will alienate about 80% of the families in South Texas, who believe like President Ford, that Bush used the wrong message to justify the war and that Congress supported it wrongly by authorizing it, as required by the War Powers Act.

Most of rural America doesn’t support Bush but believes the troops are doing the right thing because they are the families of the troops and are being told directly from the horse’s mouth that progress is being made with the exception of certain areas in particular, Bagdad.

They are also not the stupid underachievers that they were called by Congressman Rangel.

There is a lot of difference between commencing a war for what appear to be the wrong reasons and then trying to get out later. If you walk away without a clear victory the same folks that heckle a dying man on the gallows will be even more convinced that they can defeat our way of life militarily, not to mention the kind of mid-eastern National Leaders that I watched describe how they would kill all of the western cultures. Remember, Armageddon is a goal to them, not a consequence.

Those, that think they can, will. Look back at the progress of events beginning in 1938. Dejavu

Tuesday, January 2, 2007

One Vulture, Two Wings

The far left crows about how Chavez is great because he "stood up" to Bush, but they completely ignore that he has spooked investors who would invariably help Venezuela's economy into a self-sustaining system.
How many Americans would tolerate Bush calling Keith Olbermann, Al Franken or Mike Molloy "coupist" or "terrorist" or shutting them down completely? Chavez, the enemy of your enemy, Bush, is NOT necessarily your friend.
It's a shame that both sides can't see how their leader "darlings" are each one wing of the same vulture that feeds on the misery of the individuals they exploit, abuse and kill with their government powers.
"Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has said he will not renew the license for the country's second largest TV channel which he says expires in March 2007," reports the BBC. "The move could help silence some of his critics in the media who have been a thorn in his side for several years, he says."

In the Cato policy analysis "Corruption, Mismanagement and Abuse of Power in Hugo Chávez's Venezuela," Gustavo Coronel details various forms of corruption under Chávez, which demand scrutiny by an active media: "The dramatic rise in corruption under Chávez is ironic since he came to power largely on an anti-corruption campaign platform. To truly fight corruption, the government needs to increase the transparency of its institutions and reduce its extensive involvement in the economy, something that has placed Venezuela among the least economically free countries in the world."

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